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Melonhead @melonhead60.bsky.social · 22h

Melonhead @melonhead60.bsky.social · 1d

I love @godotengine.org but omg I wasted sO much time cuz I didn't realize --fixed-fps was an available command line argument to prevent time_scale synchronization.

There should absolutely be a "force fps" toggle in the project settings. Even if that toggle only appended the command arg 🫶

Melonhead @melonhead60.bsky.social · 1d

"wanna get jacked in the comfort of your own home???" Ummm idk about you man but I'm pretty sure getting jacked requires the opposite of comfort 💪🤣💪

Melonhead @melonhead60.bsky.social · 2d

in a video game

Melonhead @melonhead60.bsky.social · 2d

Fun fact whenever you give your video game character glasses to wear in a video game you are actively nerfing their eyesight.
Permanently 😢

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Melonhead @melonhead60.bsky.social · 2d

On my kNees for you papa zohran 😫

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 2d

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

3 rows with each NYC mayoral candidate:

(blue bar) Zohran Mamdani
(yellow bar) Andrew M. Cuomo
(red bar) Curtis Sliwa (wearing a red had)

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Melonhead @melonhead60.bsky.social · 3d

Ermmm you're saying I need evidence for my false claims? What's your source on that 😏

Melonhead @melonhead60.bsky.social · 4d

It's moments like these that confirm to me that I'm not just a seething ball of rage.

I genuinely care about everyone surviving their circumstances, even if that someone is a tiny bug that flew into the soap bubbles while I was washing my hands.

Everyone deserves to survive.

✨E v e r y o n e✨

Melonhead @melonhead60.bsky.social · 5d

I did surgery on a bug and he lived 😭

He flew into my soap and got stuck to my fingernail, and could only move one foot (I held his hand dw) then used a nail to carefully detatch each limb and wing.

Once all dried he flew back onto my finger and I escorted him outside 🥺🫶

Thank God he's ok ❤️

Melonhead @melonhead60.bsky.social · 5d

I did surgery on a bug and he lived 😭

He flew into my soap and got stuck to my fingernail, and could only move one foot (I held his hand dw) then used a nail to carefully detatch each limb and wing.

Once all dried he flew back onto my finger and I escorted him outside 🥺🫶

Thank God he's ok ❤️

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Melonhead @melonhead60.bsky.social · 6d

Hey guys I'm running for office and my platform is that Trump owes me 5 bajillion dollars for emotional damages.

Once elected I will abuse my power to resolve this. Thank you.

Melonhead @melonhead60.bsky.social · 7d

I genuinely believe that a country is going to get nuked to oblivion within my lifetime and nobody will nuke them back.

Every world leader will just let it happen because they cannot fucking do their jobs.

No laws matter when you're a dumbass coward.

Yet I continue to ask them to improve in vain.

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