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This might be the Wackiest sports have been since, say, 1996
November 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This might be the Wackiest sports have been since, say, 1996
Worst part is you can’t be mad at it
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Worst part is you can’t be mad at it
Wild way to learn the ground rules at a ballpark I’ve never paid attention to before a few weeks ago
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Wild way to learn the ground rules at a ballpark I’ve never paid attention to before a few weeks ago
The international broadcast has not shown Drake once
November 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The international broadcast has not shown Drake once
I haven’t seen anybody that excited about a walk since Tim Anderson in 2018
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I haven’t seen anybody that excited about a walk since Tim Anderson in 2018
It all comes down to there being nothing being surprising about a team that was notoriously without a bullpen the entire regular season lost two bullpen games in the postseason
October 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It all comes down to there being nothing being surprising about a team that was notoriously without a bullpen the entire regular season lost two bullpen games in the postseason
First thing I’m doing as Commissioner of Baseball is renaming them “Fair Poles”
October 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
First thing I’m doing as Commissioner of Baseball is renaming them “Fair Poles”
I have aged 74 years since this
CHC Home Run! Michael Busch homers (2) on a fly ball to right center field. The score is now CHC 1, MIL 0 (Top 1)
October 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I have aged 74 years since this
Anyway, don’t forget to vote for me for next MLB Commissioner
October 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Anyway, don’t forget to vote for me for next MLB Commissioner
Everybody gets a little pennant for winning their league and a big pennant for winning the World Series just pennants. no pieces of metal.
October 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Everybody gets a little pennant for winning their league and a big pennant for winning the World Series just pennants. no pieces of metal.
MLB shouldn’t even have trophies. They should really emphasize the pennant again.
October 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
MLB shouldn’t even have trophies. They should really emphasize the pennant again.
The World Series MVP trophy rules, but anything that’s modeled after the Heisman Trophy is inherently going to be very good
October 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The World Series MVP trophy rules, but anything that’s modeled after the Heisman Trophy is inherently going to be very good
The MLB trophy sucks. The commissioners trophy is far and away the worst trophy in pro sports.
October 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The MLB trophy sucks. The commissioners trophy is far and away the worst trophy in pro sports.
I watched the end of the Mets game and the beginning of the Bears game while at the White Sox game, and it was one of the best sports viewing experiences I’ve had in my adult life
September 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I watched the end of the Mets game and the beginning of the Bears game while at the White Sox game, and it was one of the best sports viewing experiences I’ve had in my adult life
I hope the Reds sweep Chicago and then Chicago sweeps the Mets out of the playoffs
September 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I hope the Reds sweep Chicago and then Chicago sweeps the Mets out of the playoffs
ngl I’m a little embarrassed by how excited clinching a wild card spot got me
September 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
ngl I’m a little embarrassed by how excited clinching a wild card spot got me
Can’t even begin to describe how happy I am
September 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Can’t even begin to describe how happy I am
Just go back to having two leagues who don’t play each other and the best record from each play in the World Series. The regular season can be the playoffs, it’s less hard to communicate than “NBA Cup Qualifying Games”
August 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Just go back to having two leagues who don’t play each other and the best record from each play in the World Series. The regular season can be the playoffs, it’s less hard to communicate than “NBA Cup Qualifying Games”
The only thing funnier than the cardinals’ The Lou uniforms is that they’ve existed since last season but this is the first time I’ve seen them
August 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The only thing funnier than the cardinals’ The Lou uniforms is that they’ve existed since last season but this is the first time I’ve seen them
I’ll never forget the time I was at a 2015 NLCS game at Wrigley. I sat down beside a miserable old couple dressed head to toe in Mets gear and asked how they felt about David Wright. They said “I don’t want to talk about it” in unison and were silent for the rest of the game. Cubs got swept.
July 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’ll never forget the time I was at a 2015 NLCS game at Wrigley. I sat down beside a miserable old couple dressed head to toe in Mets gear and asked how they felt about David Wright. They said “I don’t want to talk about it” in unison and were silent for the rest of the game. Cubs got swept.
Just got a little more depressed thinking about the all-star game watch party a pharma agency is having to watch the debut of that medicine jingle commercial
July 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Just got a little more depressed thinking about the all-star game watch party a pharma agency is having to watch the debut of that medicine jingle commercial