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merchantofvice.bsky.social
Connor
@merchantofvice.bsky.social
680 followers 1.2K following 4.1K posts
Born in Colorado, lives in Williamsburg founded a booze company, does some SFF writing and has a cat.
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 13h
And can see the shadows of the hungry things behind the curtain that wait
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 19h
Now write a synopsis
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 1d
Wurt
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 1d
Sure hope the people they smeared as facist didn’t loose their Disney deals in 1930.
Isn’t the thing the german communist party was actually famous for was being very ineffective
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 2d
I’ve been inching closer to a rewatch
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 2d
Or draw a rocket in his face
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 2d
Also he is describing 90’s gen x indi girls waaaay more than the z’s
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 2d
Same. It’s next to a TJ’s and still has pretty high delivery fees so i think most people ignore it.
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 2d
Some how enough valuation to acquire blue apron and grubhub.
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 2d
I love pastrami egg and cheese.
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 2d
Psychic damage to a whole generation.
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 2d
Here! Finally.
A robot* who can have sex with your hot wife.

50 dollar monthly subscription to watch.
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 2d
Only if you make it.
I’m sure the CIP on the still will be absolutely normally after running piece chili wine through it
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 2d
Then!
After amylase saccharification them boys.
The world’s most dangerous shochu
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 2d
Koji them and makes them mooore powerful
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 2d
The closing of pools during Jim Crow really did foreshadow every instinct of my fellow white Americans desire to stab themselves in the dick than share
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 2d
I wouldn’t want the ghosts of bozo the clown and Harry Caray coming after me.
But I’m just a lil guy, it’s my birthday
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 2d
Honestly it’s probably a bribe to keep them on the table for the cease fire after the Israel strike.

Just a dumb one that will be a free sigInt operation for foreign intel
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 2d
I just can’t think of what the grift is!
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 2d
This might be the straw that broke me today.
Not that it’s just bad policy, I honestly can’t thing of a why.
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 2d
Bari meltdown or head of lettuce challenge!!
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 3d
Just sadly holding a gently aged “murder on the orient express” waiting for a murder to finally happen on a train.
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 3d
Only awkward when you learn rachel dolezal was in the chat
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 4d
I think the Hong Kong crack down radicalized Taiwan on reunification
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 4d
George Lucas better raise his hand
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