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Mercenary, fourthwall breaker, && #1 fan of The Golden Girls. #MARVELRP #DCRP

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mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Feb 26

╔ #MARVELRP ╗ ╔ #MVRP ╗

` In the beginning, God created Deadpool. And God looked upon his creation and he thought: 'what the @#$% did I just do?!'`

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mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Jun 4

Deadpool looms over at the aforementioned camera, pressing one measly finger on it. Eyes squinting via mask. `` I'm going to feed you this Chimichanga now. ``

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Jun 4

`` Happy Pride Month, bitches!!!!!!!!!! ``

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Jun 4

`` I'm still going to buy it. Heh. ``

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Jun 4

`` ......Okay, who's bright idea was it to call somethin' The "Nintendo Switch 2"? That's so unoriginal! And stupid! Stupid, stupid, stupid!! S t u p i d !!! ``

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mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Jun 3

`` ........Men. ``

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mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Jun 3

`` I love men. No, I'm not gonna elaborate. ``

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Kawaii Therapy @kawaiitherapy.com · Nov 20

The most adorable mymelody pencil case?!

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mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 14

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mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 14

𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 14

𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 14

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳 .ᐟ.ᐟ

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 14

𝘔𝘦 .ᐟ.ᐟ

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 14

𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 14

𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘴

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 14

𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘴

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 14

𝘚𝘓𝘴

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 14

𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘸𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘴

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 14

𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 8

"That's where you're wrong, my fellow regeneratin' friend. Because there /IS/ indeed someone there: the ✨viewers✨. But I 'spose you aren't as blursed as me besides the... similarities."

"𝗦𝗮𝗶𝗸𝘆𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗿!" @saikyomaster.bsky.social · Nov 8

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"Who the hell are you talkin' to? There's noone there!"

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 8

Deadpoolio!!!!

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mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 6

Yes, hello, I'll be choosing.... Deadpool.... who'll mostly be comic-based....

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 5

"Well, damn. You've beaten me in the unpredictable department — at least, to this degree.

Levitating guns .. that'd make mercin' a whole lot easier .."

He adjusted his throat. "Anyways, no screencaps at the moment, but .." Cue him casually pulling said guns out. "....Oh. Did they—"

𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧 ! @unfairjustice.bsky.social · Nov 5

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Eyebrow raised.

" Can I see them? I don't have a warehouse, but my collection is about a big room. With shelves. "

A quick draw as 6 guns appear . 4 floating mid air.

" The 2 I'm holding are named after my wife and daughter. Coincidentally, the left one is Betty as well. My daughter. "
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mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 5

"Milton Smith.. .ᐣ Yeesh. Sounds like the name of a perfume bottle. Anywho,

Consider it easy as pie, 'cuz this motherf****r is going DOOOOOWN! And possibly their parents while we're at it — jk."

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 5

"Varieties of guns. Guns of shapes and sizes, well-suited for my every need. I have like .. warehouses full of 'em, but don't tell anyone that."

He said, patting both firearms held tightly in their holsters. "This is Bea & Betty."

𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧 ! @unfairjustice.bsky.social · Nov 5

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" Hm? You and spiderman look similar..but that's the most I can recognise. My wife is the actor fanatic, so I have no clue "

A firm handshake, letting go after a moment.

" I am curious though, do you collect guns? We share a few traits, I'm curious if it's one of them as well "
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mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 5

He'd stare at his extended hand, in which he accepted. Shaking it.

"Cool, cool. You got my name right .. lotta people think I'm somebody else for some reason."

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 5

He'd stare at his extended hand, in which he accepted. Shaking it.

"Cool, cool. You got my name right .. lotta people think I'm somebody else for some reason."

𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧 ! @unfairjustice.bsky.social · Nov 5

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" Can't quite say the same, my daughter is a fan of yours. So am I. "

A hand outstretched to him for a handshake.

" Billy Alfred, nice to meet you Deadpool. "
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mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 5

"I've been better .. well, better-ish. You .ᐣ" He casually pulled said sword out. Ouch, that'll leave a mark.

Dinah Prince (Black Canary) @songbirdcanary.bsky.social · Nov 5

"How you been, Wade?" Dinah asked with an amused grin. She always enjoyed Deadpool's company.

mercwithamouth.bsky.social @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · Nov 5

@songbirdcanary.bsky.social —

".....Hey. So. Don't mind the literal sword stickin' out of my chest, it happens /all/ the time."