Merrill Markoe
@merrillmarkoe.bsky.social
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Writer of things intended to be humor and animal lover. I post A LOT of pieces on my Substack page:"Still Looking for the Joke" https://substack.com/@merrillmarkoe?utm_source=user-menu
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Honestly, I have no idea. Why not try the ones that publish work you like. That's what I would do.
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Important Announcement Regarding Season 9 of "Love is Blind":
None of these couples should get married. None.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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jefftiedrich.bsky.social
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING "THANK YOU JEFF TIEDRICH" (ME!), FOR EXPLAINING HOW REPUBLICANS ARE WALKING INTO A SHUTDOWN SHITBLIZZARD OF THEIR OWN MAKING. SPOILER ALERT: BECAUSE THEY ARE "DUMBFUCKS." THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO READING MY "TREMENDOUS" POST. HERE IS THE LINK: bit.ly/4q09r2I
now, let me explain this losing hand that Republicans are holding. this whole shutdown is over Affordable Care Act tax credits. yes, I know — I started drifting off to sleep while typing those words — but hear me out. the tax credits are a big part of keeping the Affordable Care Act, y’know, affordable.

these tax credits, however, have been shitcanned as per the legislation known as Donny’s Big Fucked-Up Give-Away To Billionaires™, and they’re going fuckity-bye at the end of this year.

Democrats were all ‘restore those credits, or we’ll allow the government to shut down,’ and Republicans were all ‘ha ha, Democrats, eat an entire bowl of fuck.’

so, here we are, in Day Seven of the Stupidest Shutdown Ever — a shutdown, but with morons.
merrillmarkoe.bsky.social
So the Universe held a spiritual meeting and said unto itself "What kind of mushrooms should we plant on the property of a woman who has spent a good deal of her life writing about her dogs?" And the Universe answered "Pisolithus Tinctorius. The Dog Turd fungus." And presto. These two came forth.
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I volunteer at a wildlife rescue where we raise orphan baby wildlife and then release them when they are mature enough. So I get to release some of them into my yard to begin their professional lives.Here are 5 baby squirrels seeing freedom for the first time.
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Taken just a few minutes ago outside the ICE facility in Portland that Trump claims is under siege. My message to Donald Trump is this: we don’t need you here. Stay the hell out of our city.
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andrewbohrer.bsky.social
If you haven’t seen the 1976 film Network, well, it’s still one of the most important and relevant movies ever.
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While you're at it, read Cintra. She is such a good writer.
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This is my substack page. It contains a link to my new Rollingstone piece about the first amendment. But its a two-fer because it ALSO has a video of a piece we did in 1985 on the NBC version of the Letterman show, entitled 'Test the Censors.' merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/colbert-an...
Colbert and Kimmel
And Paddy Chayevsky
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riffle.bsky.social
This piece is great. The "Meet the Censors" bit is truly inspired, and several video versions of it are in the piece. Utterly brilliant. This era of Letterman with Markoe is, for me, peak television comedy.
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I know. So much of Network zipped past me in 1976. Including the futility of the "mad as hell" cry and the way it addresses NOTHING except itself.
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Haa. I should get that printed on business cards.
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Another government shut down is looming. Oh no! Not that! If they shut down the govnmnt, who will offer insane health care advice and get rid of those pesky environmental protections? Who will remind us that empathy is evil and threaten comedians and the first amendment? Dont shut down the govnmnt!
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Congratulations! No one ever deserved a best seller more than YE!