Jon Merrill’s Mustache
@merrillsmustache.bsky.social
a sentient mustache
May 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It’s getting to that point in the playoffs where you start getting feelings for Emily Kaplan like she’s that woman you work with and see every day who is looking better and better #FLAvsTOR
May 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s getting to that point in the playoffs where you start getting feelings for Emily Kaplan like she’s that woman you work with and see every day who is looking better and better #FLAvsTOR
“Commercial free last hour” - Picture in Picture ads twice as big as the match #wwe #smackdown
April 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
“Commercial free last hour” - Picture in Picture ads twice as big as the match #wwe #smackdown
Give me an Isla Dawn return to join the Secret Hervice during this match #wwe #smackdown
April 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Give me an Isla Dawn return to join the Secret Hervice during this match #wwe #smackdown
April 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This match is really a testament to how good Naomi is. Tiffany is not experienced enough to carry Jade in a match #wwe #Smackdown
April 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This match is really a testament to how good Naomi is. Tiffany is not experienced enough to carry Jade in a match #wwe #Smackdown
April 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
That was a terrible end to a great #wrestlemania
Not like a “oh this is going to make a great storyline going forward” Like bad. Like who thought that was a good idea
Not like a “oh this is going to make a great storyline going forward” Like bad. Like who thought that was a good idea
April 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
That was a terrible end to a great #wrestlemania
Not like a “oh this is going to make a great storyline going forward” Like bad. Like who thought that was a good idea
Not like a “oh this is going to make a great storyline going forward” Like bad. Like who thought that was a good idea
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. No, not Travis Scott #wrestlemania
April 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. No, not Travis Scott #wrestlemania
Good to see Cena is still yelling spots #wrestlemania
April 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Good to see Cena is still yelling spots #wrestlemania
Same girl #wrestlemania #bigtimebecks
April 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Same girl #wrestlemania #bigtimebecks
Can this match be over? I don’t have any interest in seeing this #wrestlemania
April 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Can this match be over? I don’t have any interest in seeing this #wrestlemania
Now time for a match between the 2 most clearly bisexual male wrestlers in WWE #wrestlemania
April 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Now time for a match between the 2 most clearly bisexual male wrestlers in WWE #wrestlemania
Excuse me….why isn’t Jey drunk? #wrestlemania
April 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Excuse me….why isn’t Jey drunk? #wrestlemania
They’re trying to sell Seth as the heel. I think all of them, including Heyman, are so over, it doesn’t matter #wrestlemania
April 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
They’re trying to sell Seth as the heel. I think all of them, including Heyman, are so over, it doesn’t matter #wrestlemania
April 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I guess just really trying to cool this crowd down with New Day and Former Vikings #wrestlemania
April 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I guess just really trying to cool this crowd down with New Day and Former Vikings #wrestlemania
Wade Barrett is too good to yeet, but he’ll surly talk about how he has a boner when LA Knight comes out #wrestlemania
April 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Wade Barrett is too good to yeet, but he’ll surly talk about how he has a boner when LA Knight comes out #wrestlemania
Remember folks: yeeting meaning cumming #wrestlemania
April 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Remember folks: yeeting meaning cumming #wrestlemania
Whose going to replace Bayley? I’m guessing Big Time Becks or Santina Marella #wrestlemania
April 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Whose going to replace Bayley? I’m guessing Big Time Becks or Santina Marella #wrestlemania
Are we going to talk about the clear sexual tension between Drew McIntyre and Damian Priest? #wrestlemania #wwe #wwewrestlemania
April 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Are we going to talk about the clear sexual tension between Drew McIntyre and Damian Priest? #wrestlemania #wwe #wwewrestlemania