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Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · 29d

/ I just watched The Substance. New muse incoming?

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Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · Sep 2

#NSFWRP

Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · Sep 2

/ Show of hands, who would be interested in joining a roleplay server of mine on Discord where we spam porn at each other, write lewd rp threads and worship Meru?

Reply to this post if you're interested and I might DM you an invite. Reposts heavily appreciated!

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Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · Sep 2

/ Show of hands, who would be interested in joining a roleplay server of mine on Discord where we spam porn at each other, write lewd rp threads and worship Meru?

Reply to this post if you're interested and I might DM you an invite. Reposts heavily appreciated!

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Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · Aug 24

what

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Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · Aug 23

/ tempted to capitalize on that "the 80s miss you" AI video from twitter because that 1000% unironically sounds like something a succubus would say trying to lure you to hell but I'm not sure how to make it sexy or funny.

Anyway here's roller meru keychain 1 png

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Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · Aug 9

just got to it, season 8 episode 22.

Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · Aug 3

I'm now seven seasons into The Middle and I have not got to the 8 free pizzas meme yet

There was literally an episode where Frankie won a bunch of free pizzas and that wasn't it

no spoilers

Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · Mar 24

This is how Meru wins 8 free pizzas for her family

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Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · Aug 4

"8 free pizzas" was a meme about four months ago when I made that post. I started watching it this summer and I thought the update would be funny

Trust me, your reply was mostly amusing to me, and only slightly frustrating. I'm just talking at this point

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Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · Aug 4

Every time I try to say something that isn't gooner slop and that actually relates to my real life or my sense of humor, all I get is mindless hornyposting or what people think is the bare minimum small talk. No one engages REALLY with my stuff. I'm sick of it tbh

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Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · Aug 4

yeah cause it's thirsting but if you're trying to be thirsty over Meru then you replied to the wrong post, I didn't mention Meru this time

I think you accidentally thirsted over Frankie Heck from The Middle and that's eternally funny to me

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Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · Aug 4

I can't stop thinking about this reply

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Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · Aug 3

I'm now seven seasons into The Middle and I have not got to the 8 free pizzas meme yet

There was literally an episode where Frankie won a bunch of free pizzas and that wasn't it

no spoilers

Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · Mar 24

This is how Meru wins 8 free pizzas for her family

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Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · Aug 3

oh and I almost forgot Togore Dreemurr

Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · Aug 3

just finished my party games account, here's the new account ideas coming down the pipeline:

-Susie Deltarune
-Bowser/Bowsette (he/him)
-fem Protoman
-immortal Clara Oswald
-Cabinet Man
-Agent 47
-Frankie Heck

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𝑨𝒍𝒑𝒉𝒂 𝑷𝒉𝒊 𝑳𝒊𝒈𝒎𝒂 🔞 @partygames.bsky.social · Aug 3

Ｔｈｅ "ＰａｒｔｙＧａｍｅｓ" Ｇｉｒｌｓ

ㅤㅤㅤA sorority of sluts.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ #NSFWRP #LewdRP #MVRP #Derpixon

🖋️ - ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀɴɪ.

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Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · Aug 2

/ Anyone miss me?

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Meru 🔞 @merudiana.bsky.social · May 13

PSA: Don't throatfuck someone so hard and in such a way that you repeatedly slam their head against a wall.

Unless your partner is a succubus. That's what succubi are made for.