Who wants to lick it off? 👅🥧

I was just trying on my new jockstrap when out of nowhere @piedtargets.bsky.social hit me with multiple cream pies in my face, chest, and ass. I was not expecting that! But I can’t say I didn’t start to enjoy it a little… or a lot… 😈

Full video on UMD (link in bio).

I lost a bet and had to get pied in Central Park with tons of people watching 😬

Full (short) video available on UMD (link in bio) 😈 Thanks to @piedtargets.bsky.social for carrying out the punishment

Happy 4th! My first video is out on UMD! It’s not America-themed in any way! Enjoy! messy-bi-guy.umd.net/download_inf...

Thanks to @piedtargets.bsky.social for dishing out this epic first mess 🙏

I don’t know what it is. Can you remind me??

Made @messybiguy.bsky.social say that magic phrase that prompts a classic sliming. Do you remember what it is?

Stay tuned for upcoming vids for our collab 😝

I didn’t think I’d take that many pies. I was wrong. You’ll see.

Full video coming soon. @piedtargets.bsky.social is a pie master.

I’ve been filming more recently… kinda want to start selling the videos 😈… what do you think?
#thanks @piedtargets.bsky.social for covering me 🙏

Yes sir whatever you say sir

Who likes chocolate? 🙋‍♂️ #wam #gunge #chocolate #messy #fetish

Is it weird that I don’t look upset about any of this??
#gunge #wam #pies #slime #messy

Hello Bluesky! Anyone want to slime me?