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Metaciya

Metaciya

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Welcome to the Metaciya! I'm here to share real estate tips. Follow now for insider tips, market updates, and a look at some of Canada’s most extraordinary neighborhoods and properties. Real estate coast to coast 🇨🇦 📍Ontario, British Columbia, Alberta

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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 8h

Negotiating a deal on a mansion. The sticking point wasn't the price. It was the custom-designed, gold-leafed dog house. It stays. #Chihuahua #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 1d

When showing a $15M property. The buyer's main concern? Whether the wine cellar is humidity-controlled for their '45 Mouton. Mine isn't. #OutOfMyLeague #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 2d

My biggest problem isn't the interest rate. It's finding a waterfront estate with a helipad that's also pet-friendly for a client's prize-winning poodle. #LuxuryProblems #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 3d

My clients don't ask about mortgage rates. They ask if the yacht club membership is transferable. I love my job. #Priorities #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 4d

In the ultra-luxury market, "price per square foot" is a yucky term. We prefer to talk about "price per unparalleled view." #DifferentRules #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 4d

#Adulting #Humor #Homeownership
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 4d

Renters: A "guest" sleeps on the couch and is gone by noon.
Buyers: A "guest" is a family member who arrives for the weekend and triggers a 5-star Airbnb review system you never agreed to.
Homeownership: where your spare room becomes a TripAdvisor destination.

Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 5d

#FutureOfLiving #Humor #Generations
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 5d

A Boomer sits on the front porch to wave at neighbors and show pride of ownership.
A Gen Z sits on the front porch to receive Uber Eats and Amazon deliveries without human interaction.
Both are using it for social purposes; one is just far more efficient.

Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 5d

The luxury market is playing a different game. My clients aren't worried about rates; they're worried about marble countertops. #DifferentWorld #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 5d

Boomers want a quiet street. The definition of quiet: no noise.
Gen Z wants a quiet street. The definition of quiet: fiber internet with no latency.
The priority shift from peace for the soul to peace for the ping.

#Millennials #Tech #Suburbia
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 5d

#HomeDesign #OpenConcept #GenZ
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 5d

Boomer design: Separate living rooms for formal guests, closed kitchens.
New Gen design: One giant, open "great room" for cooking, entertaining, and streaming—all at once. The house isn't for show; it's for shared experiences.
The death of the formal living room is a generational declaration.

Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 6d

#GenZWealth #LuxuryRealEstate #DigitalWellness #2025
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 6d

Gen Z wealth isn't choosing between the digital and physical world. They're merging them.
Their home is a sanctuary from the screen, yet seamlessly connected to it. Sound-proofed streaming rooms next to tech-free meditation gardens. The value is in the balance.

Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 6d

The number one non-negotiable for a new gen home isn't the foundation; it's the fiber internet connection.
They can fix a crack in the wall with TikTok tutorials, but they can't fix buffer-induced rage during a crucial game raid.

#Priorities #GenZ #Internet #HomeBuying
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 6d

The market shifted. I adapted. My clients are thriving. And my success rate is still 100% at opening wine after an accepted offer. #StillWinning #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 7d

#HomeDesign #Generations #Lifestyle
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 7d

A Boomer's guest bedroom is for the grandkids, meticulously decorated and rarely used.
A Millennial's guest bedroom is a VR gaming zone/recording studio that occasionally has an air mattress for a friend.
It's not a room for guests; it's a room for possibilities.

Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 7d

The market is a choose-your-own-adventure book now, not a runaway train. I'm the guide saying "Turn to page 37 for a great deal." #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 7d

Watch the tech IPO and acquisition calendar. A major liquidity event in Q1 2026 means a wave of all-cash, no-condition offers on $5M+ properties in Q2.
Your ability to anticipate this wave is how you win.

#TechIPO #Wealth #CanadianRealEstate #2025
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 8d

#HomeRenovation #Delusion #Funny
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 8d

Renters: Beg for permission to hang a poster with non-marking strips.
Buyers: Buy a house specifically for its "good bones" and immediately tear down a load-bearing wall because "the vibe was off."
Confidence skyrockets the second you sign a 30-year loan.

Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 8d

I'm helping people make smart moves, not desperate ones. My job satisfaction just went through the roof. #Purpose #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 8d

A Boomer's backyard is a perfectly manicured lawn for looking at.
A Millennial's backyard is a fenced-in dirt patch for a dog and a vegetable garden for organic kale.
One is a display. The other is a utility.

#Yard #Homeownership #Lifestyle
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