Well, if we’re struggling for a role on the right, at least we know that Marli Salmon can fillet.
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Well, if we’re struggling for a role on the right, at least we know that Marli Salmon can fillet.
Leaping to assumptions
I don't have any Salmon jokes.
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Leaping to assumptions
Who is the Maduwhacky that Keown speaks of….?
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Who is the Maduwhacky that Keown speaks of….?
Great to see Jesus hasn’t lost that knack of spurning opportunities…
December 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Great to see Jesus hasn’t lost that knack of spurning opportunities…
3/4s of Spain’s midfield says Martin Keown, referring to Zubimendi and Merino……
December 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
3/4s of Spain’s midfield says Martin Keown, referring to Zubimendi and Merino……
Well this has gone to shit
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Well this has gone to shit
Me every time I see Harry Kane
Fucking hell that is special 👏
December 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Me every time I see Harry Kane
Abu Hamza when he goes for a job as a pianist
who needs fingers anyway
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Abu Hamza when he goes for a job as a pianist
WHAT A THUNDERBASTARD FROM NONI.
December 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
WHAT A THUNDERBASTARD FROM NONI.
Declan Rice during every game….
I’m so tired but gotta keep moving
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Declan Rice during every game….
Dowman is sidelined for a number of weeks after sustaining wedgy damage and a Chinese burn
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Dowman is sidelined for a number of weeks after sustaining wedgy damage and a Chinese burn
The latest episode of 24 Hours in Police Custody was, as always, brilliantly made, but incredibly harrowing. Part 2 this evening.
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The latest episode of 24 Hours in Police Custody was, as always, brilliantly made, but incredibly harrowing. Part 2 this evening.
Jesus wept, Wolves are dogshit. Thank goodness for Rob Edwards’ good looks because he’s got fuck all else going for him
December 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Jesus wept, Wolves are dogshit. Thank goodness for Rob Edwards’ good looks because he’s got fuck all else going for him
Brilliant insight and personality from James Maddison, said no one, ever…
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Brilliant insight and personality from James Maddison, said no one, ever…
Fuck Ayden Heaven. Cheating cunt
December 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Fuck Ayden Heaven. Cheating cunt
Just saw a load of Irishmen doing interviews after a football match. Apparently I was standing in the Mick Zone…
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Just saw a load of Irishmen doing interviews after a football match. Apparently I was standing in the Mick Zone…
Maybe, for Mo Salah, it’s the friends he made along the way…
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Maybe, for Mo Salah, it’s the friends he made along the way…
Reposted by Keithy
Neil Tennant’s rejected first draft. 1984.
West London shithouse cunts
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Neil Tennant’s rejected first draft. 1984.
Just turn off the life support England.
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Just turn off the life support England.
Weirdest episode of HIGNFY last night. Snidey comments about Zak Polanski’s non-attendance and then Finlay Christie’s inability to control his tongue, literally.
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Weirdest episode of HIGNFY last night. Snidey comments about Zak Polanski’s non-attendance and then Finlay Christie’s inability to control his tongue, literally.
I call bullshit. Like 99% of these
55 years old and only just found out that the cowboy in Glen Campbell's song does not weigh nine stones.
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I call bullshit. Like 99% of these
The last 10 minutes have been awful. Deserved nothing from that. Fucking idiots. Take the fucking point, you stupid cunts
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The last 10 minutes have been awful. Deserved nothing from that. Fucking idiots. Take the fucking point, you stupid cunts
Another decision not going our way,
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Another decision not going our way,