alphys
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maybe im a bit too old to be thinking like this
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
maybe im a bit too old to be thinking like this
what if i went to go lay down or something
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
what if i went to go lay down or something
/ oh maggie this makes me so happy
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
/ oh maggie this makes me so happy
i hope todays exam wasnt a source of anxiety for anybody
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i hope todays exam wasnt a source of anxiety for anybody
even an old woman like me can get lonely
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
even an old woman like me can get lonely
do you think dobby would say 67
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
do you think dobby would say 67
i suppose i moreso meant it both metaphorically and hyperbolically
AND YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY LOST CONTROL.
ALSO, YOU MADE MY BODY, DARLING. I'M A GHOST.
ALSO, YOU MADE MY BODY, DARLING. I'M A GHOST.
i made you
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i suppose i moreso meant it both metaphorically and hyperbolically
i made you
IF YOU WANTED TO SEE ME NAKED IN A CHRISTMAS HAT, YOU COULD'VE JUST ASKED, DARLING.
admittedly ive purchased four copies
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i made you
admittedly ive purchased four copies
I WILL SAY THIS, MY DARLING ALPHYS IS TRULY NOT RESPONSIBLE. IN ALL HONESTY-
I'M NOT *REALLY* A ROBOT. I'M SORRY TO THE 3 PEOPLE I UPSET. I'LL SIGN COPIES OF THE MTT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL AS CONSOLATION.
I'M NOT *REALLY* A ROBOT. I'M SORRY TO THE 3 PEOPLE I UPSET. I'LL SIGN COPIES OF THE MTT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL AS CONSOLATION.
im not responsible for anything he says or does
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
admittedly ive purchased four copies
im not responsible for anything he says or does
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
im not responsible for anything he says or does
okay. i have a little bit of time i think
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
okay. i have a little bit of time i think
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I think there's something terribly irreversibly wrong with me
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I think there's something terribly irreversibly wrong with me
so busy. they should invent an alphys that isnt so busy
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
so busy. they should invent an alphys that isnt so busy
..oh, charming.
you look practically brand new—! you should be sitting in a living room, not out here on the street.
@cathode-raytube.bsky.social
you look practically brand new—! you should be sitting in a living room, not out here on the street.
@cathode-raytube.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
..oh, charming.
you look practically brand new—! you should be sitting in a living room, not out here on the street.
@cathode-raytube.bsky.social
you look practically brand new—! you should be sitting in a living room, not out here on the street.
@cathode-raytube.bsky.social