Malcolm Furnass
@mfurnass.bsky.social
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mfurnass.bsky.social
I can never remember... before shaking it all about, is it your right foot you put in first or your left?
mfurnass.bsky.social
“I think therefore I yam what I yam.”
— Descartes the sailor man.
mfurnass.bsky.social
"Does man have free will? I'll ask the wife."
-- Jean-Paul Sartre
mfurnass.bsky.social
Would this still be a rhetorical question if someone posts a reply?
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mandles9.bsky.social
Instead of lowering the number of books I have, I bought a house with more rooms where I can put more books #BookSky
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gtconway.bsky.social
this doesn't look like a normal distribution
mfurnass.bsky.social
Mandy is waving goodbye.
mfurnass.bsky.social
Facebook Memories has just reminded me of a comic I wrote in 1984.
mfurnass.bsky.social
The misuse of an apostrophe
is not so much a catastrophe,
just the wrong use of a tool.
As if you were using
a hammer to bash screws in,
it make’s you look like a fool.
mfurnass.bsky.social
Yes, when Superman started in the comics he could only leap a quarter of a mile or so. But when the Fleischer Studios began to make the animated cartoons, his jumping around like a frog just looked silly. So it was simply decided he could fly. But that tagline continued to be used for decades.
mfurnass.bsky.social
Is anyone taken in by that leaping tall buildings in a single bound business? I mean, come on, the guy can fly! Definitely an unfair advantage in the leaping-tall-buildings stakes...
mfurnass.bsky.social
If I put speech marks around the word 'shy', would they be introverted commas?
mfurnass.bsky.social
I was on the phone, trying to make an appointment.
"Name?" she said.
"Furnass."
"No," she said, "can I have your LAST name please, Ernest?"
mfurnass.bsky.social
For draining rice, pasta or vegetables 365.25 days a year... this Julian colander.
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n-auchterlounie.bsky.social
Thankfully no politician would ever think the same way as the Mayor of Beanotown!

Art by The Sharp Brothers
Script by Me
mfurnass.bsky.social
And this, on Twitter the morning after Trump was voted in (the first time).