was having an okay day until i thought about all of the wildlife in LA and now i'm sobbing in bed wanting to adopt a few mountain lions

just found out my entire family is out seeing a TSO cover band concert and they didn't even try to invite me 😁 literally kicking me when I'm already down

genuinely not kidding one bit, what dating apps to people even use these days

i've been through too many hard lessons. i'm done.

anybody else want to give up and go lay in a ditch in the middle of nowhere and let earth decide what she wants to do with you

no. i'm not in the bathroom for long periods of time because i'm pooping. have some respect. i'm taking my quick 5 minute cry so i don't crack at any given moment.

🍂🍂

one thing about me is that I have the gf/wives of everyone who's ever hit on me (whilst in a relationship) on IG and when they post, I comment how gorgeous they are so the dudes know I'm tryna steal their girl since she deserves better