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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 1d

how am i ever supposed to respect the authority of any so-called DM who isn't wearing the DragonMaster's Ring, A Dynamic Symbol Of Personal Power And Pride?

passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 2d

my dreadlord back in the twisting nether after i make him explode immediately after summoning for the 37th time today

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 3d

uhmmmmmmm

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 4d

watch out, breathers! here i come!

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 4d

ok but i'm still gonna wear pink

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 4d

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 4d

i have a terrible feeling that if this goes through then the Correct™ response from good-aligned troll characters will be "waow :) we have much to learn from our ancient ancestors!" while anybody with a negative reaction will be either swiftly corrected or villain-batted

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 4d

really Really hoping this either gets changed before release or it's supposed to be in-universe mythology that is not necessarily correct

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Portergauge @portergauge.bsky.social · 5d

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 4d

going on E and by E i mean elfstrogen

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 4d

it's giving "these are trolls for people who can't stand playing an ~ugly~ race" and I hate it

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 4d

like how does a massive font of arcane energy like the well of eternity end up transforming them back into something that so closely resembles the original race?

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 4d

oh i hate this. trolls are so much cooler as an original, primordial race of azeroth. and going from pretty nature people to conventionally ugly """savage""" """monsters""" and then back to pretty nature people just seems so????

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 4d

i haven't been keeping up with the alpha. what the fuck is happening.

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 4d

wait, they actually pre-date trolls?? what???

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 4d

I want to say yes but on the other hand I don't think you'd have to hide a bomb as a goblin. I think it's normal to just wear a bomb vest in public in undermine.

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 4d

A cropped wikipedia screenshot reading: Known for (1) being listed on the Saudi most wanted list; (2) attempting to assassinate a Saudi Prince (3) hiding a suicide bomb in his anal canal (4) being the only fatality of the aforementioned bomb

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 5d

i would steal your catalytic converter in every lifetime

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 5d

runas the kinkshamed

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 6d

lore olympus is a great example of what happens when somebody feels guilty about creating kink material so they try really really hard to make it out to be more than that but without compromising any of the kink parts

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 6d

antcore bindlemoding as i realise that lore olympus already exists

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 6d

writing a bold modern interpretation of the story of hades and persephone that's way more misogynistic than the original

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 7d

question. how is prince farondis even a prince. is he like azshara's nephew or something

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 7d

that's a nice shaggy black hound with too many eyes, backwards knees, and sharklike jaws stretched wide revealing row upon row of yellowed bloody teeth. hope you don't mind if i have sex with it

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passionate butt client 💙 @miama.bsky.social · 7d

i hope all the dark fantasy horror creature design artists know that i'm primarily following them for horny reasons

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