MiaMorNL
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MiaMorNL
@miamornl.bsky.social
Missed my NL Twitter fam and the outlet to share my internal monologue with the void
It’s wild to me that workplaces preach “work-life balance” and then don’t pay a living wage…

You wanna know why your staff is unhappy?

I dare you to create a livable budget on their salary.
September 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Finally got paid from my new job!

I make less now than when I was on EI.

Yay education?
August 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My poor ass reading this like… ya’ll just have four extra pillows lying around 🤔 🤯
July 16, 2025 at 10:16 AM
If you’re not playing piano at 1230 at the airport are you really living your life?
July 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Mom: kiddos flight just departed! You can relax now until she gets there!

Me: *already waiting in the airport parking lot, running on four hours sleep* yeaaahhh, relax
July 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’m smoking weed on my front step.

My neighbour is smoking cigarettes on her front step.

She just sent me a FB Reel on messenger.

I guess this is 2025 🤣
July 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Wish I could bottle whatever quality of mine it is that repels men so well.

Imagine the money I’d make 🤔
July 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Almost two full years later J still calls sometimes.

I wish he didn’t.

I don’t answer, at least he didn’t leave a message this time.
July 5, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I’m the type of person who organizes boxes in the freezer by size, labels facing outward.

My mom is the type of person who opens the boxes, rips them up (including the cooking instructions) and throws the unlabelled bags of food back into the freezer.

Living together is delightfully hilarious.
June 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Why.

Someone tell me why the first and only job that I haven’t been screened out of in literal months… has a NINE step (NINE) recruitment process after initial screening, that can take 6-12 months.

#CantAffordAJob
June 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My mother returned shorts to Walmart a few weeks ago.

Today, we are going to re-purchase a pair of them.

Because not only does she get buyers remorse, she also gets returners remorse. 🫠
June 17, 2025 at 11:19 AM
There’s been a guy ripping up and down my road all day on a dirt bike.

Bro, I can’t afford to leave the house…. Wtf is your job that you can afford the gas for that?!
June 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My kids friend showed up out of the blue.

So while they hang out inside, I’m hiding outside.

My mom? Hiding with me.

😌
June 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I really hoped to get a job right away after graduating with my degree.

Maybe that was unrealistic. Maybe the job market sucks.
Maybe I suck.

Either way, I’m onboarding today for a home care job, and concerningly tick all the boxes of the checklist for “a dementia client may do the following” 👀
June 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Ahhh fooey, I got my hopes up for nothing.

Fuck boys, fuck boys everywhere, for as far as the eyes can see

Le sigh.
June 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Made out with a guy last night for the first time in ages, trying not to secretly plan our wedding in my head.

#BeingCrazyIsHard
June 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Dudes on online dating never cease to make me laugh. How weirdly on brand though.
June 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
One of the things I wanted to share with you guys: I finished my degree!

You were all so supportive, I just wanted to say thanks for that 🥰
June 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This whole room is a sensory nightmare.

The vinyl floors are bubbled, the lights are buzzing and ‘beam me up’ bright.

I’m not going to make it.
May 31, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Earlier, I was rambling on about a podcast and a friend of mine asked me what that was..

O.O
May 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Morning peeps!

Here’s hoping your Thursday is full of small pleasures, like the perfect temperature coffee. ☕️ 😌
May 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
If you’re a member of what I’m referring to as NLTwitter, can you give me a repost?

I’d like to connect with as many of you as I had on that platform! If you’re here.

You may remember me as MissDemeanor, MiaMorNL, or simply as Marissa
May 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Not sure how to reconnect with my #NLTwitter peoples.

Do hashtags work here?

*sigh* new things *sigh*
May 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM