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Mia Longfellow

@miasmiared.bsky.social

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🏳️‍⚧ Solum nos defendemus 🏳️‍⚧ I am an amorphous ideal and the most comfortable chaos. Your bad idea gone good. Where diplomacy or democracy fails, war. Swim against the current. Veteran, lbgT, have arsenal, will travel.

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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 2h

BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Cuomo's AI videographer has been exposed as Taserface, who now publicly endorses Cuomo for mayor.

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 3d

I think it's very festive of Trump to dress as someone on the Epstein list all year round. Way to channel that Halloween spirit, champ.

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 4d

Andrew formerly known as Prince.

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Paul Rabin @rabinpw.bsky.social · 9d

@driftglass.bsky.social Reprogrammable Meat Bags!

Robert Ellingsworth @by1959.bsky.social · 9d

Bendier than Gumby.

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tamrakat @tamrakat.bsky.social · 11d

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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 14d

If that's small, his inauguration would need a microscope to be seen, a lot like his hands.

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 24d

What do you call a midget palm reader who flees after robbing a bank?

A small medium at large.

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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 25d

Jesus, that comment may as well have been the third time he died 🤣

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 27d

How long until MAGA Marge gets labeled a RINO?

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 29d

He's talking about Rules of Engagement. Suddenly battlefield tactics to minimize casualties are woke.

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · Oct 2

We're here now, and we're here together. If that means red hats standing shoulder to shoulder with me, so be it. I'm all out of hatred for them. I'm not supposed to hate my neighbors or countrymen. Let's take this shit back together. I'm ready for a better world tomorrow.

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · Sep 30

Happy to help 😀

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · Sep 30

It was all senior leadership. Every General has their NCO counterpart.

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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · Sep 29

He may as well try and tariff rain this is so fucking stupid.

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · Sep 29

Literal garbage people.

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · Sep 28

Beep boop bot detected.

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · Sep 28

I asked first. Besides, I'm just here to waste your time because I feel you're only asking in bad faith to waste everyone else's.

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · Sep 28

You clearly have feelings on the matter. Care to explain why you're so precious about it?

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · Sep 27

It's fitting though, considering how hard cyber trucks suck.

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · Sep 27

Unless Amelia Earhart is in the Epstein files, who gives a shit. Her plane crashed and she was devoured by coconut crabs. Next case.

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · Sep 26

Maybe not the person depicted, but MY death cult is fabulous. Each week we sit in a circle to compare acts of terrorism and the winner gets a 10$ Steam code. We drink Chai, braid hair, and torture our abductees in ISIS style videos, but we don't wear masks, because we ain't bitches...like I.C.E.

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · Sep 23

Mine's not working. Is there a customer support number?

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · Sep 23

Didn't this piece of shit once brag about how great it was that he didn't need a teleprompter?

Kevin McShea @kevinmcshea.bsky.social · Sep 23

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · Sep 22

Nobody tells me what to do.

Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · Sep 22

He's the biggest pussy on Earth, and I enjoy a reality knowing I'll one day live in a world where he's worm food. He can't leave this planet fast enough, and I can't wait to binge taco bell the day after 3 blocks from his grave.