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Mia Longfellow
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🏳️‍⚧ Solum nos defendemus 🏳️‍⚧ I am an amorphous ideal and the most comfortable chaos. Your bad idea gone good. Where diplomacy or democracy fails, war. Swim against the current. Veteran, lbgT, have arsenal, will travel.
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BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Cuomo's AI videographer has been exposed as Taserface, who now publicly endorses Cuomo for mayor.
I think it's very festive of Trump to dress as someone on the Epstein list all year round. Way to channel that Halloween spirit, champ.
Andrew formerly known as Prince.
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If that's small, his inauguration would need a microscope to be seen, a lot like his hands.
What do you call a midget palm reader who flees after robbing a bank?

A small medium at large.
Jesus, that comment may as well have been the third time he died 🤣
How long until MAGA Marge gets labeled a RINO?
He's talking about Rules of Engagement. Suddenly battlefield tactics to minimize casualties are woke.
We're here now, and we're here together. If that means red hats standing shoulder to shoulder with me, so be it. I'm all out of hatred for them. I'm not supposed to hate my neighbors or countrymen. Let's take this shit back together. I'm ready for a better world tomorrow.
It was all senior leadership. Every General has their NCO counterpart.
He may as well try and tariff rain this is so fucking stupid.
Literal garbage people.
Beep boop bot detected.
I asked first. Besides, I'm just here to waste your time because I feel you're only asking in bad faith to waste everyone else's.
You clearly have feelings on the matter. Care to explain why you're so precious about it?
It's fitting though, considering how hard cyber trucks suck.
Unless Amelia Earhart is in the Epstein files, who gives a shit. Her plane crashed and she was devoured by coconut crabs. Next case.
Maybe not the person depicted, but MY death cult is fabulous. Each week we sit in a circle to compare acts of terrorism and the winner gets a 10$ Steam code. We drink Chai, braid hair, and torture our abductees in ISIS style videos, but we don't wear masks, because we ain't bitches...like I.C.E.
Mine's not working. Is there a customer support number?
Didn't this piece of shit once brag about how great it was that he didn't need a teleprompter?
Nobody tells me what to do.
He's the biggest pussy on Earth, and I enjoy a reality knowing I'll one day live in a world where he's worm food. He can't leave this planet fast enough, and I can't wait to binge taco bell the day after 3 blocks from his grave.