Michael
@michaelburkstudio.bsky.social
Creative in LA.
www.michaelburkstudio.com
www.michaelburkstudio.com
2026: the year I finally figure out how to drink water without choking
January 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
2026: the year I finally figure out how to drink water without choking
“you’re a vegetable and they hate you” umm ok go off, MJ
January 3, 2026 at 1:37 AM
“you’re a vegetable and they hate you” umm ok go off, MJ
I don’t understand how Snoopy is supposed to be a beagle
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I don’t understand how Snoopy is supposed to be a beagle
Sorry I didn’t like your post. I just didn’t like it.
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Sorry I didn’t like your post. I just didn’t like it.
STOMP-CLAP is alive and well in central Florida
November 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
STOMP-CLAP is alive and well in central Florida
When the worst part of “my mom has cancer” is “my mom”
October 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
When the worst part of “my mom has cancer” is “my mom”
Remember orange sherbet cups? What the fuck was that
October 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Remember orange sherbet cups? What the fuck was that
The handle for COLD water should be on the LEFT side. I will die on this hill.
September 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The handle for COLD water should be on the LEFT side. I will die on this hill.
Not me starting to cry while driving in traffic & listening to Dusty Springfield’s “I Only Want to Be With You”
September 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Not me starting to cry while driving in traffic & listening to Dusty Springfield’s “I Only Want to Be With You”
I didn’t see one
September 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I didn’t see one
gotta cry to keep from laughing
September 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
gotta cry to keep from laughing
I wanna see a ghost tonight
September 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I wanna see a ghost tonight
I have to stop buying throw pillows
August 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I have to stop buying throw pillows
If there is live music in a restaurant, I am leaving
August 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If there is live music in a restaurant, I am leaving
what is a ethel cain
August 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
what is a ethel cain
I fucking hate bob dylan
August 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I fucking hate bob dylan
drives me absolutely insane when people in movies and tv put their hands all over the walls of a public restroom. don’t touch that
July 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
drives me absolutely insane when people in movies and tv put their hands all over the walls of a public restroom. don’t touch that
Andy Warhol would’ve loved crypto
June 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Andy Warhol would’ve loved crypto
imagine believing that shining little red LED lights on your face will make you prettier
June 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
imagine believing that shining little red LED lights on your face will make you prettier
many people were rude to me today
June 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
many people were rude to me today
Thinking about that time when I was a tween and my mom said I walk like Pee-wee Herman (pejorative)
June 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Thinking about that time when I was a tween and my mom said I walk like Pee-wee Herman (pejorative)
how young is too young to check into a nursing home?
June 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
how young is too young to check into a nursing home?
Lowercase l or uppercase I: one of you has to change.
June 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Lowercase l or uppercase I: one of you has to change.