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Michael Colwander
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Contributor on SideLion Report. Formally CBR. I write about the Detroit Lions, but I have experience writing about gaming, movies, and TV.
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Michigan basketball has beaten all three of their ranked opponents by 30 or more, with an average margin of victory of 33.33. #GoBlue
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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On SideLion Report: #Lions QB Jared Goff has only two losing seasons in the NFL: His first season with the Lions, and his rookie season with the #Rams. Sunday can change all of that. #DetroitLions #OnePride

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A season finale loss vs. Bears would mark a first for Jared Goff's career
Losing seasons are incredibly rare for Jared Goff, something he hopes continues after Sunday.
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January 2, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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On SideLion Report: #Lions legend Lomas Brown got closer to the Pro Football Hall of Fame than ever before, but he still fell short in his bid for the 2026 Class. #DetroitLions #OnePride

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Lions legend Lomas Brown not selected to Pro Football Hall of Fame
Lomas Brown's wait for the Pro Football Hall of Fame will continue.
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January 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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On SideLion Report: With three games to go, the #Lions needed help to make the playoffs, however improbable it may have been. They got that help, only to squander it. #DetroitLions #OnePride

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Lions got salt rubbed in their wound after Packers and Bears' latest performances
The Lions' losing streak stings even more after Sunday.
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December 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Smart of the #Falcons to get a FG there to bring the score to 24-3.
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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On SideLion Report: The #Lions Week 18 day and start time are now set. When will the Lions go toe-to-toe with Ben Johnson and the #Bears again? #DetroitLions #OnePride

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Here's when the Lions will face Ben Johnson and the Bears in Week 18
Lions head to Chicago with only pride to play for. When will the Lions' 2025 season end?
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December 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I want to give a special shout out to u/Emotional-Narwhal930 on the Uncharted subreddit for 1000 days of making a meme out of every line of Uncharted: Drake's Fortune. They're so close to the end! #Uncharted #gamersky
December 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Cade Cunningham is shooting .410 from three on 6.1 attempts across his past ten games. #Pistons #NBAAllStar2026
December 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Coincidence of the day: The #Pistons have a .500 record (2-2) in games when Cade Cunningham finishes with a FG% of exactly .500.
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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On SideLion Report: #Lions QB Jared Goff had a really rough game on Christmas vs. the #Vikings. It can be easy to forget that Goff is still among the best QBs of the past 25 years, as USA Today Sports' ranking shows. #DetroitLions #OnePride

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Jared Goff recognized among the best 21st Century QBs in new QB ranking
A quarter of the way into the 21st century, USA Today Sports has ranked the 25 best QBs of the past 25 years.
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December 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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I do not think the Jared Goff chants will simply go away, for those hoping. For most, it's a default. It can't be removed, only replaced. That replacement has to come externally. Introduced.

If #Pistons, #RedWings, and #Tigers fans don't lock in, the Goff chants WILL come back.
December 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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On SideLion Report earlier this week, I wrote about how the #Lions issues right now were more than just injuries. I would've had a lot more to say had I wrote this today, though. #OnePride

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Injuries are an issue, but it can't be the excuse for this season
Yes, the Lions are banged up, but injuries are just one problem among many.
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December 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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I'm going to watch Stranger Things tonight, but absolutely nothing in those three episodes will terrify me, anger me, shock me, and break my heart more than what I saw from the #Lions tonight. #OnePride
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Nevermind.
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I promise I will forgive everything I saw in this game if the #Lions steal a win here. Just please do it. #OnePride
December 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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I promise I will forgive everything I saw in this game if the #Lions steal a win here. Just please do it. #OnePride
December 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Honestly, put Frank Ragnow in the Hall of Fame right now. He may have actually been the GOAT. #OnePride
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Could someone tell the #Lions that this isn't Thanksgiving? #OnePride
December 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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All things considered, this turd quarter has been a step up from the previous two weeks. #OnePride
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Resharing my article from earlier this week for no reason at all. #OnePride
December 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Penei Sewell is back in the game. #OnePride
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December 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Penei Sewell is hurt. #OnePride
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December 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I see. It's going to be one of THOSE #Lions games. Oh no. #OnePride
December 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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On SideLion Report: Look, I do love the monochrome/matching uniform look, but whatever supernatural powers it's given the #Lions in the past have fizzled out. The team should have fun with different color combinations next season. #DetroitLions #OnePride

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It's time for the Lions to retire this tired modern day tradition
The Lions no longer play well in the blueberries, which means it's time to explore new uniform combinations.
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December 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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On SideLion Report: Injuries greatly impacted the #Lions season, no doubt, but there's more to this 8-7 record than injuries. Injuries can be a reason, but they can't be the only reason for the team's shortcomings. #DetroitLions #OnePride

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Injuries are an issue, but it can't be the excuse for this season
Yes, the Lions are banged up, but injuries are just one problem among many.
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December 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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On SideLion Report: The NFL has announced the initial rosters for the 2026 Pro Bowl Games. Which #Lions were selected, and which ones got snubbed? #DetroitLions #OnePride

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Jack Campbell among five Lions selected to the 2026 Pro Bowl Games
The initial roster for the 2026 Pro Bowl Games have been announced. Which Lions made the cut?
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December 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM