Michael
@michaelctraylor.bsky.social
Either Michael or Mike is fine, depending on how you feel about brevity. Or Traylor, if you already know too many Michaels/Mikes.
Oh, cool... a global AWS technology outage. Good thing they're not a monopoly that touches virtually every aspect of modern life...
October 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oh, cool... a global AWS technology outage. Good thing they're not a monopoly that touches virtually every aspect of modern life...
“Was that sarcasm?”
“No, thats just my face and voice.”
“No, thats just my face and voice.”
July 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“Was that sarcasm?”
“No, thats just my face and voice.”
“No, thats just my face and voice.”
For the record, June 19th is the only Liberation Day I will acknowledge. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
June 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
For the record, June 19th is the only Liberation Day I will acknowledge. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
“He died like he lived. Being obnoxious in the middle of traffic.” #HollywoodOutOfContext
May 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
“He died like he lived. Being obnoxious in the middle of traffic.” #HollywoodOutOfContext
Me, when people say "Liberation Day" unironically...
robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
Alt: Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark rolls his eyes and sighs.
media.tenor.com
May 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Me, when people say "Liberation Day" unironically...
What a weird way to lose a game...
April 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
What a weird way to lose a game...
I just saw a dude tagging a building on a main thoroughfare at 10am. We have gotten BRAZEN out in the streets.
March 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I just saw a dude tagging a building on a main thoroughfare at 10am. We have gotten BRAZEN out in the streets.
“You listen to music on a YouTube??” #CousinBritiniOutOfContext
January 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
“You listen to music on a YouTube??” #CousinBritiniOutOfContext
“Nothing like desecrating a body.” #DnDOutOfContext
December 7, 2024 at 7:19 PM
“Nothing like desecrating a body.” #DnDOutOfContext
November 24, 2024 at 4:32 AM
I can't wait for this election to be over, and hopefully never hear the phrase "permission structure" again.
October 24, 2024 at 9:24 PM
I can't wait for this election to be over, and hopefully never hear the phrase "permission structure" again.
"Congrats on opening a door!" #DnDOutOfContext
October 20, 2024 at 5:05 AM
"Congrats on opening a door!" #DnDOutOfContext
Any service that puts its users on hold should offer to call back when a rep is available. We have the technology.
I will die on this hill.
I will die on this hill.
October 12, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Any service that puts its users on hold should offer to call back when a rep is available. We have the technology.
I will die on this hill.
I will die on this hill.
The cashier at the grocery store mentioned Sonny & Cher. The teenage bagger replied, “From Clueless?”
August 27, 2024 at 3:26 PM
The cashier at the grocery store mentioned Sonny & Cher. The teenage bagger replied, “From Clueless?”
Single people should be exempt from advertising in the weeks leading up to Valentine’s Day.
January 31, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Single people should be exempt from advertising in the weeks leading up to Valentine’s Day.
The 11-year old just called Empire Strikes Back the GOAT, in case any of you were doubting whether I’m crushing the uncle game.
December 9, 2023 at 4:51 AM
The 11-year old just called Empire Strikes Back the GOAT, in case any of you were doubting whether I’m crushing the uncle game.
In describing a magic item to my players I said it looked fancy, like a fantasy Eddie Bauer bag.
One of the players misheard.
The entire table now refers to it as the Ed Hardy Haversack. #DMProblems
One of the players misheard.
The entire table now refers to it as the Ed Hardy Haversack. #DMProblems
December 3, 2023 at 10:18 PM
In describing a magic item to my players I said it looked fancy, like a fantasy Eddie Bauer bag.
One of the players misheard.
The entire table now refers to it as the Ed Hardy Haversack. #DMProblems
One of the players misheard.
The entire table now refers to it as the Ed Hardy Haversack. #DMProblems
Only hours left on Cyber Monday deals, in case you haven’t checked your email today.
November 28, 2023 at 3:42 AM
Only hours left on Cyber Monday deals, in case you haven’t checked your email today.
Marshall/Bennett 2024
November 24, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Marshall/Bennett 2024
What's good, Bluesky?
August 19, 2023 at 12:30 AM
What's good, Bluesky?