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michaeljklein.bsky.social
Mike
@michaeljklein.bsky.social
180 followers 50 following 4.7K posts
I am 75 years old and I have a cat. Tell me a story.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 2h
I will think about it.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 6h
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 10h
Yum.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 10h
Buy your turkey yet, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social?
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 11h
Thanks, pardner.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 11h
Of course not. I have my health to think of.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 11h
Going to hitch up the team and make a special trip. Wouldn't do that for just fruits and vegetables.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 12h
Might be forced to eat some fresh fruit.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 12h
I have no ice cream and no potato chips, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social. I don't know how I let things come to such a pass.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 15h
Oh, yes. Delivery on Saturday.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 15h
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 1d
The new one I bought has an agitator and control knobs. Making a note of the place in the east end.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 1d
I'm calling you out, cowboy. I don't believe that you sassed your dad or that he beat you on a rock. Now go wash your mouth out with single malt scotch.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 1d
You didn't go down to the creek and beat your clothes on a rock?
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 1d
She did. And that's all I ask.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 1d
Leslie was very helpful. She even called to ask if I could get a senior discount. I didn't get one.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 1d
Good idea. I only use about three of the five thousand possible settings.
And I bought one. It's a GE and the controls were comprehensible.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 1d
They don't make 'em like that anymore, let me tell you.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 1d
"People raving, people bitching." That pretty much says it all.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 1d
There will be other opportunities.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 1d
As sure as I can be.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 1d
I am going shopping for a new washing machine today, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social. Any advice?
cc: @alisoncook.bsky.social
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 1d
Don't eat it all at once.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 1d
Now I understand the name.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 1d
They are adorable.
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