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Who to believe? Elmo promoting Bad Bunny as ‘Good Bunny’ or Trumpleshitstain calling him ‘terrible?
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Who to believe? Elmo promoting Bad Bunny as ‘Good Bunny’ or Trumpleshitstain calling him ‘terrible?
Am I the only one who honestly believes that someone with a ‘portfolio of properties’ including a mansion near Bath is choosing to live in Newport/Islwyn to give their kids a better life than in London?
February 8, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Am I the only one who honestly believes that someone with a ‘portfolio of properties’ including a mansion near Bath is choosing to live in Newport/Islwyn to give their kids a better life than in London?
Is this just a British thing or do other people do the same thing to crisp packets?
February 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Is this just a British thing or do other people do the same thing to crisp packets?
So Fartrage has ‘appointed’ a leader for Reform in Wales. Am I right in thinking that the last ‘appointed’ leader of a political party in Wales was Alun Michael? That ended well …
February 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
So Fartrage has ‘appointed’ a leader for Reform in Wales. Am I right in thinking that the last ‘appointed’ leader of a political party in Wales was Alun Michael? That ended well …
So, the best person to lead Reform in Wales is someone who left here 27 years ago and has just slimed their way back after an illustrious career as a Tory councillor in Barnet? Says a lot about what mugs Fartrage thinks we are …
February 5, 2026 at 12:48 PM
So, the best person to lead Reform in Wales is someone who left here 27 years ago and has just slimed their way back after an illustrious career as a Tory councillor in Barnet? Says a lot about what mugs Fartrage thinks we are …
People of Wales remember … I was just re-reading the Welsh language version of the Reform ‘Contract’ from the General Election - didn’t take me long because they never even bothered to publish it!
February 5, 2026 at 10:09 AM
People of Wales remember … I was just re-reading the Welsh language version of the Reform ‘Contract’ from the General Election - didn’t take me long because they never even bothered to publish it!
Just taken a 5 minute walk to the GP practice for a free pneumococcal vaccine, passing the cinema, theatre, gym, dentist, shops, bus station, restaurants, bars, chemist, supermarket, council office, church and library on the way. 5 minutes further there’s the school and railway station. Pure hell!
February 5, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Just taken a 5 minute walk to the GP practice for a free pneumococcal vaccine, passing the cinema, theatre, gym, dentist, shops, bus station, restaurants, bars, chemist, supermarket, council office, church and library on the way. 5 minutes further there’s the school and railway station. Pure hell!
The enduring memory of Starmer and his advisors is likely to one of a total lack of judgement in so many things from U-turns to Mandelson. So disappointing for those of us who thought that the grownups were back in the room …
February 4, 2026 at 11:44 AM
The enduring memory of Starmer and his advisors is likely to one of a total lack of judgement in so many things from U-turns to Mandelson. So disappointing for those of us who thought that the grownups were back in the room …
I understand that Fartrage is coming to Newport on Thursday with a big announcement. Has anybody checked Andrew FaRTy Davies’ diary?
February 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I understand that Fartrage is coming to Newport on Thursday with a big announcement. Has anybody checked Andrew FaRTy Davies’ diary?
Hey Reformites - how’s the national strike going? Expected to see the pickets outside ‘Spoons but guess they were inside warming up …
February 2, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Hey Reformites - how’s the national strike going? Expected to see the pickets outside ‘Spoons but guess they were inside warming up …
Trumpleshitstain threatening to sue everyone under the sun reminds of nothing so much as Violet Elizabeth Bott of Just William fame who threatened to ‘thcream and thcream until I am thick’ …
February 2, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Trumpleshitstain threatening to sue everyone under the sun reminds of nothing so much as Violet Elizabeth Bott of Just William fame who threatened to ‘thcream and thcream until I am thick’ …
The desperate relentless shit posting trying to drum up support for Melanoma’s megaflop is starting to get on my tits …
January 31, 2026 at 12:27 PM
The desperate relentless shit posting trying to drum up support for Melanoma’s megaflop is starting to get on my tits …
Does anyone know where I can buy the mind altering substances used by the people who are raving over the Melanoma movie? Must be some strong shit …
January 31, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Does anyone know where I can buy the mind altering substances used by the people who are raving over the Melanoma movie? Must be some strong shit …
The ratings for Melanoma’s movie are so bad they’ve released the Epstein Files as a distraction …
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
The ratings for Melanoma’s movie are so bad they’ve released the Epstein Files as a distraction …
The Bluesky algorithm is so weird. How can I have 1700 followers and absolutely no interaction with any of my posts? Am I really that irrelevant?
January 30, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The Bluesky algorithm is so weird. How can I have 1700 followers and absolutely no interaction with any of my posts? Am I really that irrelevant?
Today is the 30th Friday of January - thank god it’s almost over …
January 30, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Today is the 30th Friday of January - thank god it’s almost over …
Does anybody actually see what I post on Bluesky or am I just screaming into the void?
January 29, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Does anybody actually see what I post on Bluesky or am I just screaming into the void?
Serious question for men and women - if you had their sort of money would you pay to look like the Amazon Bozos?
January 28, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Serious question for men and women - if you had their sort of money would you pay to look like the Amazon Bozos?
Interesting to see that the EU and India have agreed a trade deal. Has anyone done a comparison on whether it matches or exceeds the UK/India deal?
January 27, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Interesting to see that the EU and India have agreed a trade deal. Has anyone done a comparison on whether it matches or exceeds the UK/India deal?
Am I the only one who is shocked and surprised that almost no one in the UK is willing to part with good money to see the heartwarming true story of a Slovenian tramp who lied their way into a foreign country and ended up sleeping with its President for cash?
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Am I the only one who is shocked and surprised that almost no one in the UK is willing to part with good money to see the heartwarming true story of a Slovenian tramp who lied their way into a foreign country and ended up sleeping with its President for cash?
Just how grim would you have to be for Fartrage not to welcome you as a member of his fan club?
January 26, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Just how grim would you have to be for Fartrage not to welcome you as a member of his fan club?
Could anyone who is surprised at Sewerella’s defecation to Deform please raise your hand? I have some snake oil I need to sell …
January 26, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Could anyone who is surprised at Sewerella’s defecation to Deform please raise your hand? I have some snake oil I need to sell …
Facebook really is the Daily Mail of social media. Why are there so many angry gammons lurking there?
January 23, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Facebook really is the Daily Mail of social media. Why are there so many angry gammons lurking there?
So another rat jumps onto the good ship Fartrage from Captain Kemi’s canal boat. Soon Fartrage will have as many MPs as the LibDems and attract the same level of media coverage …
January 18, 2026 at 9:52 PM
So another rat jumps onto the good ship Fartrage from Captain Kemi’s canal boat. Soon Fartrage will have as many MPs as the LibDems and attract the same level of media coverage …
I’m sure we all wish Nigel Fartrage a slow and painful recovery from whatever mystery ailment caused him to miss his appearance with the luscious Laura this morning …
January 18, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I’m sure we all wish Nigel Fartrage a slow and painful recovery from whatever mystery ailment caused him to miss his appearance with the luscious Laura this morning …