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“Umbrella. People are using that word a lot. Umbrella. What a strange weird. We gonna umbrella like no one’s ever seen! We’re umbrellaing at 1000%!”
I’m guessing 1/4 of those Lee Greenwood listeners will have succumbed to old age by the time the Super Bowl rolls around.
When someone begins with “both sides”; you know they’re full of shit!
At least the little fucker is no longer of limits for criticism!
It also makes it easier for people to “disappear”.
Idahoans have always supported Trump’s shariah law! It was going to happen Sunni or later!
Someone slept through 3rd grade science!
Keep ‘em a Goose Step away from the action.
Worst vomit draft of a Sesame Street episode, ever!
Pretty sure habeas corpus is a city in Texas…
A piece of shit brought tariffs to the world. *Fixed it*
Based on their own admissions, this is the most ignorant administration in history!
It’s turning into a real Trumpster Fire!
Except today, the Ewok would be flying Trump 2028 flags in their trailer parks!
His diaper changers got furloughed!
He’s literally work 1400%, 1500% of every day!
Someone’s getting fired! Not for the results, but for the data!
Why are his tits hanging down to his trousers?
At first glance, I thought THEE Ty Cobb rose from the dead to express his hatred for Trump.