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Michael Shackleton
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Proud to come from Teesside. Let’s have a cup of tea. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Dont
Stop
Talking
About
The
Epstein
Files
Because
Many
Of
You
Already
Have.
That’s
What
He
Wants.
January 7, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Reposted by Michael Shackleton
Farage tells @hugorifkind.bsky.social that accusations that he hissed gas sounds at Jewish students at school are a concern of "those that live in London and the upper middle classes".
January 7, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Wrote a silly poem about Ruben Amorim and #manunited on my Footballer Poem account…
January 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
The more I listen to Hellberg, the more of an actual real person he obviously is. The more I think about Rob Edwards, the more I think everything is a soundbite.
In his post-match press conference, Kim Hellberg emotionally spoke about the visit of his three-year-old son Harry this week.

He then revealed a toy car in his pocket which Harry had given to him for good luck.

Lovely stuff this ❤️ #Boro

www.gazettelive.co.uk/sport/footba...
Kim Hellberg's emotion after son's Middlesbrough visit and his new lucky charm
Kim Hellberg had a special visitor on Teesside this week
www.gazettelive.co.uk
January 5, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I wonder who will be next on the pathway from Talented European Coach to Drained Tactical Husk.

Yep, it’s the Manchester United job up for grabs again.
January 5, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I think this could be wing backs in Silvera and Bangura but I might be wrong… Let’s goooooo! #utb
Team news from the Riverside as Adilson makes his Boro debut 🗞️
January 4, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Luke Littler is VERY good at darts. Amazing stuff.

A last post for this silly thing I made.

#pdcworldchampionship #darts #mentalhealth
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Seems like a perfect time to start an Instagram account about Fake Christmas Films so I have.

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January 2, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Bugger. We’ve got to take our chances or this will keep happening. If this was Championship Manager, I’d be fuming dahlin’ #utb
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
We look dangerous whenever someone bursts past an opponent or we win it high up… Just need something to fall. In off a shin or an arse or anything.
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Well, we’re on top. Brittain has been FANTASTIC and dare I say our best forward player has been Burgzorg? He’s got the best movement and creates space. Conway should have scored… Keep it up and nick one. #utb
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
The Princess Bride is a flawless movie and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
December 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Had to happen at some point, but what a great start for Hellberg and we’re still in a FANTASTIC position. It’s the nemesis time of year… Let’s hope Riley is ok #utb
December 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It feels like all of Emil Riis’s career goals have come against us. #utb
December 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Made a silly little video for the lads at the #darts
December 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I was on caravan holidays with my parents while this orange toddler was vibing with Epstein.
President Trump claims to have come up with the word 'caravans'
December 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Reposted by Michael Shackleton
not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
PLEASE can someone, ANYONE, wear a trendy pair of glasses at the darts? All the lads are wearing thin black rectangles and it’s GETTING ME DOWN #darts
December 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Idea for darts character - The Fundertaker. Basically rips off every aspect of The Undertaker and has a Paul Bearer character hidden in the crowd who holds an urn up whenever The Fundertaker hits a 180 or wins a leg. Cost of idea - see me.
December 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Tense afternoon for my absolute favourite person up ahead.
December 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Reposted by Michael Shackleton
The Government spends an average of £230,000 a year on every single child in care

Of that more than £60,000 is profit that never even goes near a child

The corporations get that, but if you foster a child you get only £10,000.

A sick system that has been twisted for profit
December 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The excellent Helen Pidd doing brilliant work. Really interesting read.
December 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MORE KIM HELLBERG #utb
December 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Reposted by Michael Shackleton
Say it again for the folks in the back: "The first time the House has voted to overturn a Trump executive order in this term." 🙌
BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans in Congress just voted to pass the Protect America’s Workforce Act to restore federal workers’ union rights – the first time the House has voted to overturn a Trump executive order in this term. https://bit.ly/4oNyBQc
December 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Reposted by Michael Shackleton
So we've gone from "he never said anything Nazi" to "well he might have said something Nazi but not in a hurtful way" to "well okay he probably did say something Nazi in a hurtful way, but didn't we all?"
December 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM