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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · 5h

Does Santos’ family know they’re moving or is George just taking their IDs?

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · 26d

He is a sucker. Also known as a dummy, a pacifier, a nub-nub, dum-dum, and butt-plug for the yap-trap.

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · 27d

Is someone going to tell him he’s a public servant?

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Sep 20

Who’s going to tell Donald he’s a public servant?

Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Sep 18

Who’s going to tell him he’s a public servant?

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Sep 14

Brian “Kill Me” Kilmeade is a rage baiter.

Fox News is a news organization like a urinal cake is a cake.

They had to admit & pay $800m in judgment that they are an opinion entertainment channel, not a news organization.

Comedy Central has more legitimate reporting practices on The Daily Show.

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Sep 10

Thank you for joining the world and using the metric system.

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Sep 9

I remember on Get Rich or Die Tryin’ holding triple violet and the ADs cryin’.

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Sep 7

Maj. Bone Spurs sits like a lame duck target for the enemy, as the masses change their employee paperwork to be religious organization exempt and the flow of federal dollars stops like his favorite base concealer color “ravishing agent orange”.

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Sep 4

Was she visited by 3 ghosts the night before?

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Sep 1

WHAT A HEALTH LOSER. TOTAL HAS BEEN/NEVER WAS. BAD RATINGS ALL WEEK.

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Aug 26

bender from futurama is standing next to fry who is holding a chainsaw

ALT: bender from futurama is standing next to fry who is holding a chainsaw

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Aug 26

Well, he’s half right….he is a dic

two men are riding in a red golf cart with a red and white striped canopy

ALT: two men are riding in a red golf cart with a red and white striped canopy

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Aug 25

I keep opening this app hoping to see the big announcement and when the parade is scheduled.

Still no announcement.

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Aug 25

I was changed when I saw CITY OF LOST SOULS at the TIFF Midnight Madness. HBD Takashi Miike

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Aug 22

I’m starting to believe those that eat one full roasted chicken for lunch can create magic on screen.

Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Aug 22

Release the Epstein files!

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Aug 22

Cholesterol has one job

Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Aug 22

American food portions in restaurants make me think that they have free healthcare.

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Aug 16

Sounds like one Christmas dinner catastrophe for The Mirror headline to me.

It helps that they made themselves the defacto monarchy’s designated survivor.

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Aug 15

I’m not a fan of Meghan, but having two kiddos who are not only in line for the throne and can run for president is a long game troll. I can support that.

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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · Aug 15

Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · Aug 13

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Aug 11

The @nra.bsky.social is being really quiet lately. Aren’t they about standing up to a tyrannical government?

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Michael T. Burgess @michaeltburgess.bsky.social · Aug 11

Was that “secret dinner” planned…then cancelled last week code for invoking the 25th?

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