Michael ✈️ MAL
@michathom.bsky.social
Chicagoland Leatherman, one of Tom's Men (BLUF 526). I play the organ (seriously 🎹), I’m a Cat Dad, and I follow politics a bit too much, maybe. Also, find me on IG: bluf_526. 🏳️🌈 (I block and report BOTS…)
Happy Superb Owl Day to all who celebrate! Go sportsball 🏓
February 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Happy Superb Owl Day to all who celebrate! Go sportsball 🏓
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Normalize letting introverts eat their lunch alone if they want & decompressing for 30 min - 1 hr without the pressure of being considered antisocial in the workplace
February 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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I really want to tell this guy next to me at Panera he has beautiful eyes and cute socks. But I don’t I can …
February 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I really want to tell this guy next to me at Panera he has beautiful eyes and cute socks. But I don’t I can …
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The bots are back! Maybe they’ll even like this skeet?!
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 PM
The bots are back! Maybe they’ll even like this skeet?!
A TV show you love with 3 seasons or less.
February 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
A TV show you love with 3 seasons or less.
Do you think I going to eat this delicious Meatball sub with my tight gloves on? Stay tuned … 😎 #gaygloves
February 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Do you think I going to eat this delicious Meatball sub with my tight gloves on? Stay tuned … 😎 #gaygloves
In honor of Catherine, let’s all make some “Anchelada’s” but don’t forget to “Fold in the Cheese”. Perhaps washing it down with some delicious Fruit Wine!
January 30, 2026 at 11:44 PM
In honor of Catherine, let’s all make some “Anchelada’s” but don’t forget to “Fold in the Cheese”. Perhaps washing it down with some delicious Fruit Wine!
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Noooo, not Catherine O’Hara!? 😲😢
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Noooo, not Catherine O’Hara!? 😲😢
Someone at the Pub I’m at for “Brunch” ordered a shot of Malort… willingly!!! 😲
January 25, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Someone at the Pub I’m at for “Brunch” ordered a shot of Malort… willingly!!! 😲
‘Twas the last night of MAL … #gayleather #BLUF
January 19, 2026 at 8:14 PM
‘Twas the last night of MAL … #gayleather #BLUF
January 17, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Quick gym visit before the final packing begins!
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Quick gym visit before the final packing begins!
LOL, nope, back to SOS, that didn’t last long!!
January 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
LOL, nope, back to SOS, that didn’t last long!!
Looks like Verizon finally got their shit together? Maybe? After like 7 hrs of being down!
January 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Looks like Verizon finally got their shit together? Maybe? After like 7 hrs of being down!
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did someone call the Pope?!
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
did someone call the Pope?!
Wow! Da Bears won!! Mon congrats, sweetie 😘
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Wow! Da Bears won!! Mon congrats, sweetie 😘
Have we learned NOTHING from the Pandemic? If you’re “sick” and you can “work from home/remotely” do so!!! There’s one lady at my Panera who looks like SH!T, she has a bad cough and blowing her nose every 5 min. Why are ppl like this?!
January 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Have we learned NOTHING from the Pandemic? If you’re “sick” and you can “work from home/remotely” do so!!! There’s one lady at my Panera who looks like SH!T, she has a bad cough and blowing her nose every 5 min. Why are ppl like this?!
The water has been shut off at my gym for an hour, and the amount of ppl that don’t read the piece of paper over the water fountain and STILL try to refill their water … 😆
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
The water has been shut off at my gym for an hour, and the amount of ppl that don’t read the piece of paper over the water fountain and STILL try to refill their water … 😆
Allow me, please, just once … “Holy Shit, the gym is SUPER busy today” 😲
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Allow me, please, just once … “Holy Shit, the gym is SUPER busy today” 😲
MAL is in 2 weeks!!! 😲 Emergency Lipo, and Pass the Fen Fen … 😉
January 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
MAL is in 2 weeks!!! 😲 Emergency Lipo, and Pass the Fen Fen … 😉
Ha! Some of you are talking about Stranger Things, and it looks like I stopped after Season 1. Never picked it up again …
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Ha! Some of you are talking about Stranger Things, and it looks like I stopped after Season 1. Never picked it up again …