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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 3h

Morticia Cattams has been with us for 2 weeks. She is vaxxed, spayed, and being accepted by her new siblings, Cherry Blossom (black) and Stan Zbornak (white) #Caturday #HalloweenCat #ConeOfShame

3 cats curl up on a bed with a teal comforter. One black cat looks at the camera, one white cat is curled into a ball, one black cat wears an e-cone

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 4h

Yoga Post: How I Discovered My Pratyahara Needs Work

Lying in Savasana, breathing deeply, relaxing fully.

I suddenly hear my neighbor burst into song:

Her: I got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart!

Me: Where?

Her: Down in my heart!

Me: Where?

#Pratyahara #CallAndResponse #Yoga

Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 18h

Everything should have a unicorn watermark 🦄

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 2d

Pretty sure car dealerships take as long as they do just to break your spirit #HoursAndHours #AndHours

Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 2d

After 10 years, I'm finally getting tired of blue hair maintenance. Which means every day I get closer & closer to shaving it into a short pixie & bleaching tf out of it #NonBinaryUrges

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 3d

Does Oreo pay to be a crossword clue answer every single day or do all the puzzle creators coincidentally have an Oreo addiction?

Obvs this question is for old ppl like me who do an online crossword daily, my Gen Z folks plz disregard

#oreo #crossword #whytho

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 6d

My chickens are molting so now I have to buy eggs at the store like a peasant. Prices have risen so much since the last molt that my monocle popped out

#MoltingChickens #GroceryPrices #Egads

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 7d

Hey neighbor I was there too! Great crowd today

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 7d

Not sure of turnout, but #Savannah Georgia had its biggest turnout yet! ❤️🤍💙 The crowd covered all of Bay Street downtown

A woman in a USA shirt looks over her shoulder towards the camera. A No Kings crowd surrounds her

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 7d

Hanging with thousands of my besties downtown Savannah #NoKings

A woman with blue hair looks over her shoulder towards the camera. She wears a shirt that reads USA. A No Kings crowd surrounds her

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 8d

If you watch this without sound it looks like a Kids in the Hall sketch

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 9d

a cartoon character says good news everyone

ALT: a cartoon character says good news everyone

media.tenor.com

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 9d

Thank you Random Stranger In My Discover Feed 🥰

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 9d

Just dropped a wad of money on the vet, which means Morticia Cattams is officially part of our family now 🖤🎃

#Morticia #BlackCats #CatsOfBlueSky

A slinky black cat sits on a mint green rug. She has airplane ears and her pink tongue is sticking out

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 12d

Workshopping names for this sleek beast. Current favorites are Morticia Cattams & Tuna Noodle Casserole

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 13d

The Cat Distribution System sent a black cat with orange eyes to my door right before Halloween, screaming to be let in. What's a witch to do? 🖤#BlackCat #HalloweenGift #CatDistributionSystem

A slinky black cat with orange eyes walks towards the camera

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 14d

I saw Diane Keaton was trending & was sad to learn she died. Then I saw Kid Rock trending & got excited but it was a trick he's still alive

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 14d

So... 2 politicians are experiencing disapproval for behaving like our president? Weird.

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 15d

He's such a lumpy pile of cold grits

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 15d

Savannah deserves better than Buddy Carter he is such a half boiled peanut

Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 16d

I want to motorboat that belly SO BAD 😍

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 17d

Fellow atheist here: I suspect she wants to be reunited with her late husband 💔😭

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 18d

This post showed up in my "Discover" feed and made me happy. Thank you Internet Stranger 💜

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 18d

What is it with the absolute JOY I feel when a cat does a Big Stretch™️ and * s p r e a d s * their little toe beans? 🐾

#ToeBeans #BigStretch #Cats

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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 18d

Off topic but the Gold House looks gaudier every day. It's now louder than he is