goblin
@mickeymouse96.bsky.social
i’ve been known to eat pork on occasion
the 2025 oscars james bond tribute
March 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
the 2025 oscars james bond tribute
the other day my boyfriend told me “you know we have to watch emilia pérez, right?” 🤨 who is this “we” and what is this “have to”?
February 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
the other day my boyfriend told me “you know we have to watch emilia pérez, right?” 🤨 who is this “we” and what is this “have to”?
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When I campaigned for Bernie in 2020, the common sentiment could be boiled down to “I like him, but I don’t think others will”. This was during a primary, which is the closest you can get to your exact beliefs making it through. And yet people still worried about how others would perceive—
February 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
When I campaigned for Bernie in 2020, the common sentiment could be boiled down to “I like him, but I don’t think others will”. This was during a primary, which is the closest you can get to your exact beliefs making it through. And yet people still worried about how others would perceive—
worker at amc asked to see my ID and i almost accidentally said “mind ur business”
January 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
worker at amc asked to see my ID and i almost accidentally said “mind ur business”
i’m just poking silly!!!
January 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i’m just poking silly!!!
i’m just looking silly!!!
January 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i’m just looking silly!!!
i wish the airport had touchtunes
January 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i wish the airport had touchtunes
just saw a tiktok of robin the frog photos and immediately lost it
January 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
just saw a tiktok of robin the frog photos and immediately lost it
at the eye doctor and the first letter slide they gave me just said “fat” 🤨
okay, quack
okay, quack
December 30, 2024 at 6:47 PM
at the eye doctor and the first letter slide they gave me just said “fat” 🤨
okay, quack
okay, quack
his freakin peanuts went sour, man :/
December 30, 2024 at 4:34 AM
his freakin peanuts went sour, man :/
me: what would freud say if he saw a guy eating a banana?
mk: freakin cock and suck dicker! wait..
mk: freakin cock and suck dicker! wait..
December 28, 2024 at 3:07 AM
me: what would freud say if he saw a guy eating a banana?
mk: freakin cock and suck dicker! wait..
mk: freakin cock and suck dicker! wait..
call me charlie brown the way i wanna fuck up a kite!
December 24, 2024 at 2:03 AM
call me charlie brown the way i wanna fuck up a kite!
i want a child simply so i can fuck with them with that elf on the shelf twink
December 22, 2024 at 1:31 AM
i want a child simply so i can fuck with them with that elf on the shelf twink
thinking about getting back in the beanie baby game someone please stop me
December 6, 2024 at 10:09 PM
thinking about getting back in the beanie baby game someone please stop me
got amc a-list whilst sat in tally regal’s dying carcass. i acknowledge that this was insensitive of me, but in my defense i was vulnerable and in shock.
December 1, 2024 at 7:26 PM
got amc a-list whilst sat in tally regal’s dying carcass. i acknowledge that this was insensitive of me, but in my defense i was vulnerable and in shock.
tally regal is closing tmrw this is the worst day of my life and ive been raped twice
December 1, 2024 at 2:16 AM
tally regal is closing tmrw this is the worst day of my life and ive been raped twice
itd be soooo fucking hot and sexy if rainy weather didnt make me want to “accidentally” hit my head and never wake up
November 29, 2024 at 5:54 PM
itd be soooo fucking hot and sexy if rainy weather didnt make me want to “accidentally” hit my head and never wake up
i dont know what’s worse, the fact that dozens of people texted me their condolences when muppet*vision 3D was announced to be closing or the fact that dozens were texting me chrischan was allegedly having a child and asking for more info as if im a source.
November 29, 2024 at 1:05 AM
i dont know what’s worse, the fact that dozens of people texted me their condolences when muppet*vision 3D was announced to be closing or the fact that dozens were texting me chrischan was allegedly having a child and asking for more info as if im a source.
who will go with me to muppet*vision 3D before it closes? serious inquiries only please :/ i cant handle any pranks
November 27, 2024 at 9:13 PM
who will go with me to muppet*vision 3D before it closes? serious inquiries only please :/ i cant handle any pranks
my mother forgot me in target. went to the sonic aisle because i know she’d look for me there first.
November 27, 2024 at 5:35 PM
my mother forgot me in target. went to the sonic aisle because i know she’d look for me there first.
WHAT DO U MEAN CHRIS CHAN IS HAVING A CHILD
November 25, 2024 at 6:35 PM
WHAT DO U MEAN CHRIS CHAN IS HAVING A CHILD
me when i found out we are losing muppet*vision 3D
November 22, 2024 at 11:58 PM
me when i found out we are losing muppet*vision 3D