Mick Scal
@mickscal.bsky.social
Attorney. Dad. Husband. Longhorn. Braves fan.
When a Frenchman says “I do not understand what you are doing” what he means is “why are you so stupid, you moron?”
January 20, 2026 at 2:57 PM
When a Frenchman says “I do not understand what you are doing” what he means is “why are you so stupid, you moron?”
@edsbs.bsky.social you mean to tell me you didn’t go see Herschel Walker when he made a campaign stop at Tommy’s?
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social you mean to tell me you didn’t go see Herschel Walker when he made a campaign stop at Tommy’s?
Best opportunity for the Bills in like a decade and they are about to fuck around and lose in the wildcard round to a guy that looks like Carmela Soprano
January 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Best opportunity for the Bills in like a decade and they are about to fuck around and lose in the wildcard round to a guy that looks like Carmela Soprano
Everything is terrible but if you try to take my Coke Zero from me, the living will envy the dead, I swear to Christ.
The artificial sweetener aspartame can be found in everything from chewing gum to tabletop sweeteners. A new study of mice suggests that even at low doses, the sugar substitute may have negative impacts on heart and brain health over the long term.
www.sciencealert.com/even-low-dos...
www.sciencealert.com/even-low-dos...
Even Low Doses of Aspartame Could Have Alarming Health Effects, Study Finds
The artificial sweetener aspartame can be found in everything from chewing gum to fizzy drinks and tabletop sweeteners.
www.sciencealert.com
December 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Everything is terrible but if you try to take my Coke Zero from me, the living will envy the dead, I swear to Christ.
I don’t believe it was meant as an insult but the receptionist at my doctors office once told me “you look like that late night host.. Jimmy… what’s his name ?”
Me: “Fallon?”
Her : “yes. Wait no. The fat one”
Me: Kimmel?
Her: oh yeah him.
Then she laughed and laughed.
I was not fat at the time
Me: “Fallon?”
Her : “yes. Wait no. The fat one”
Me: Kimmel?
Her: oh yeah him.
Then she laughed and laughed.
I was not fat at the time
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I don’t believe it was meant as an insult but the receptionist at my doctors office once told me “you look like that late night host.. Jimmy… what’s his name ?”
Me: “Fallon?”
Her : “yes. Wait no. The fat one”
Me: Kimmel?
Her: oh yeah him.
Then she laughed and laughed.
I was not fat at the time
Me: “Fallon?”
Her : “yes. Wait no. The fat one”
Me: Kimmel?
Her: oh yeah him.
Then she laughed and laughed.
I was not fat at the time
God bless Laserface
December 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
God bless Laserface
Only Ole Miss would hire an adult male who calls another adult male “Daddy”. Very antebellum
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Only Ole Miss would hire an adult male who calls another adult male “Daddy”. Very antebellum
Attack of the Clones script doctor Tom Stoppard is how every obituary should start
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Attack of the Clones script doctor Tom Stoppard is how every obituary should start
There’s an alternate history of the US where John Tower becomes Defense Secretary and Dick Cheney remains in the House and becomes speaker in 1994 and competently leads congress for like 30 years.
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
There’s an alternate history of the US where John Tower becomes Defense Secretary and Dick Cheney remains in the House and becomes speaker in 1994 and competently leads congress for like 30 years.
My wife and I were in an elevator this morning heading to lobby at the Fontainebleu in Las Vegas. I mention to her that David Lee Roth is performing here tonight. A guy in the elevator says “awesome. Where is here?”
“Excuse me?”
“Excuse me?”
September 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My wife and I were in an elevator this morning heading to lobby at the Fontainebleu in Las Vegas. I mention to her that David Lee Roth is performing here tonight. A guy in the elevator says “awesome. Where is here?”
“Excuse me?”
“Excuse me?”
In social studies as a kid, we were always taught that an executive order was meaningless. Laws had to be passed. And now everyone is like “Oh shit he signed an executive order!” Like it conveys meaning. What happened.
August 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
In social studies as a kid, we were always taught that an executive order was meaningless. Laws had to be passed. And now everyone is like “Oh shit he signed an executive order!” Like it conveys meaning. What happened.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve laid down suppression fire so the kids could use the bathroom at a Huddle House in Dublin, Georgia
August 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve laid down suppression fire so the kids could use the bathroom at a Huddle House in Dublin, Georgia
After years of stuffing vinyl in any open space I could find, finally have it organized.
August 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
After years of stuffing vinyl in any open space I could find, finally have it organized.
I was one of those kids who spent their summers watching the Cubs on WGN, eat dinner and watch the Braves on TBS. Worst nights of the summer were when the Cubs played the Braves and there was less baseball to watch.
Ryne Sandberg was the best.
Ryne Sandberg was the best.
July 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I was one of those kids who spent their summers watching the Cubs on WGN, eat dinner and watch the Braves on TBS. Worst nights of the summer were when the Cubs played the Braves and there was less baseball to watch.
Ryne Sandberg was the best.
Ryne Sandberg was the best.
James Brown used to perform at UGA football games. Is Kirby Smart on the Epstein list? He should be suspended until an investigation is complete.
The New York Times obtained a photo of Trump and Epstein with James Brown. tinyurl.com/5n7djvb8
July 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
James Brown used to perform at UGA football games. Is Kirby Smart on the Epstein list? He should be suspended until an investigation is complete.
Pablo Torre going from being a pest to Bill Belichek’s girlfriend to demanding Roger Goodell being fired is a bit of too fast too soon.
July 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Pablo Torre going from being a pest to Bill Belichek’s girlfriend to demanding Roger Goodell being fired is a bit of too fast too soon.
Not certain which headline is most terrifying.
July 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Not certain which headline is most terrifying.
I hope Michael Madsen and Tom Sizemore get together wherever they are now and just fuck shit up.
July 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I hope Michael Madsen and Tom Sizemore get together wherever they are now and just fuck shit up.
New theory. Everyone likes Zohran because they think he’s the guy from Ted Lasso and hope he calls Eric Adams the c word.
July 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
New theory. Everyone likes Zohran because they think he’s the guy from Ted Lasso and hope he calls Eric Adams the c word.
Just had to google if Japan really had a rice shortage. Hate that it’s come to this.
June 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Just had to google if Japan really had a rice shortage. Hate that it’s come to this.
Because I’m a terrible cynic, I’m convinced we will find out horrific news about Zohran after it’s too late.
June 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Because I’m a terrible cynic, I’m convinced we will find out horrific news about Zohran after it’s too late.
This is funny because when Los Angeles was actually burning, he didn’t do fucking shit.
June 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This is funny because when Los Angeles was actually burning, he didn’t do fucking shit.
I gotta say. If I was a Somali Pirate or a Houthi militant and I saw the USS Harvey Milk bearing down on me, I would probably be more scared.
June 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I gotta say. If I was a Somali Pirate or a Houthi militant and I saw the USS Harvey Milk bearing down on me, I would probably be more scared.
I’m a terrible cynic but Kat Abu’s congressional run seems like a way to finance stuff she likes to do.
June 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m a terrible cynic but Kat Abu’s congressional run seems like a way to finance stuff she likes to do.