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MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · 25d

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This was a thing that I did🤷‍♂️

🇨🇦Myke Skinwalker🧟🎃👻 on X: "Ok @colbertlateshow . Thats 3. Has anyone else done that? I think this deserves some kind of recognition, no? #TheTrifecta #HeWhoShallBeNamed @StephenAtHome https://t.co/dqwmDPVVgT" / X

Ok @colbertlateshow . Thats 3. Has anyone else done that? I think this deserves some kind of recognition, no? #TheTrifecta #HeWhoShallBeNamed @StephenAtHome https://t.co/dqwmDPVVgT

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MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · Nov 23

What are we calling posts on #Bluesky?

Should we ironically call them the “Blues”?

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MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · Nov 29

#Follow me

I follow back

Unless you’re #MAGA

Then you can fuck off

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MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · Dec 1

#Follow me

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MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · Apr 11

I live in A LOT of rent free apartments

But they’re all very small

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MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · 25d

Remember when Trump thought the Moon was a part of Mars?

Anyway, #HappyHalloween!🎃

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HabsGirl 🇨🇦 @lmrg1122.bsky.social · 26d

The John Candy documentary “I Like Me “on Prime is a must watch for fans. He was so special ♥️

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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 26d

Not only will Evil Uno be challenging Stu Grayson FOR ALL THE MARBLES…

HE WILL ALSO BE ON COMMENTARY for #MysteryWrestling19! (We will figure out the logistics, he’s demanding double pay).

WATCH SUNDAY OCT 19th LIVE & FREE 5PM ET on www.twitch.tv/EvilUno!

#MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

Evil Uno will be on commentary at Mystery Wrestling 19 Sunday October 19th at 5 PM ET on www.twitch.tv/EvilUno

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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 26d

#AEWCollision brings a Homecoming to Jacksonville TONIGHT with one hell of a card you won't want to miss!

Join us at 8/7c on TNT and HBO Max

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MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · Jun 14

www.change.org/p/acknowledg...
Lets go Max, you’re the best wrestler a-live!
@platinummax.bandcamp.com

Sign the Petition

Acknowledge "Platinum" Max Caster as the Best Wrestler Alive

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MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · Apr 27

Todays #Trump name is:

“Raging Bullshit”

Because he triggers morons with lieas, and they love the abuse

MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · Apr 26

Todays #Trump name is:

“Dillhole Baggins”

Not to be confused with Fraudo Baggins

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MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · Apr 26

Todays #Trump name is:

“Chairman of the Biff Tannen fan club “

Remember what he always says:

“Hey ladies! Why don’t you Make like a banana, and get undressed?”

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · Apr 24

We need more Pedro Pascals in this world.

Pedro Pascal Supports Trans Women At 'Thunderbolts' Premiere With Iconic T-Shirt

We need more Pedro Pascals in this world.

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MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · Apr 24

Todays #Trump name is:

“Honey Boo Hoo”

Because he cries about everything

And also….

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MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · Apr 23

Todays #Trump name is:

“Americas Got Treason”

Trump is going to Hollywood!!

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MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · Apr 22

Todays #Trump name is:

“The Reservoir Hog”

Because he’s a slob who’s always planning a heist of the American taxpayers money

He’s both Mr. White and Mr. Orange

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MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · Apr 21

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MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · Apr 21

Todays #Trump name is:

“The Lincoln Liar”

Pretends to be a part the party of Lincoln, but lies through his teeth

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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · Apr 20

Yet another security breach that put American troops and lives at risk.

Pete Hegseth has no business serving as Defense Secretary. Donald Trump must fire him.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · Apr 20

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about strikes in Yemen to a second unclassified Signal group chat that included his wife and brother, people familiar with the matter said. nyti.ms/4jBQ1wV

Pete Hegseth is pictured wearing a blue suit, looking to his left. A headline reads: "Pete Hegseth Said to Have Shared Sensitive Attack Details in Second Signal Chat." Photo by Eric Lee/The New York Times

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MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · Apr 20

Todays #Trump name is:

“Nit Witless”

Because of his “Big a Brain”

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MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · Apr 20

Fuck it, Star Wars:

1) Darth Maul is badass
2) Yoda goes Beast mode
3) Dark AF
4) The OG
5) Greatest film ever made
6) You killed Boba! you Bastards
7) gives me the feels
8) its…..ok
9) JJ should have directed the last one

R1 & Solo) Underrated

Star Wars TV….

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Danhausen @danhausen.bsky.social · Apr 19

Today! Danhausen is tired money please help need

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MC Mike Skywalker🇨🇦 @mikeskywalker.bsky.social · Apr 19

Todays #Trump name is:

“Bigly Smallhands”

The Notorious P.I.G.

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