battie .
@miketheorist.bsky.social
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IF I MAKE IT THROUGH TONIGHT, EVERYBODY’S GOTTA HEAR ME OUT ! ( CURRENT EVENT ; lightner / human ) [ run by vanny . they/it . 21 . ] [ icon: artbyramen (tumblr) ]
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// yuuup it be like that
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'C-Cause it's... it's ssscary . This part . Bein'... bein' close ... s’sscary, Spammy . .

[ and just as quickly, the vulnerability is gone, papered over with a desperate, hungry look . she leans up to press a messy, open-mouthed kiss to spamton’s jaw . ]

B-bbut I like thh—is … so much … hehe . . .
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[ he whines softly, pressing their face into his chest, the giggle dying into a soft, pleading sound . ]

M-Mad at you ... ? Nnno ... never . Nnnoott really yy … I jus'… I just pretend I hate you…

[suddenly, for a second, her eyes get glassy with a burst of drunken, unfiltered honesty . ]
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[ she’s giggling breathlessly, clinging to him tighter, face flushed deep red . ]

Mmm’not that drunk— jus’ … a little … nnh … only m-means I'm bein' honest... an' I honestly... really, really wanna . . .

[ they trail off, leaning in to kiss the corner of his mouth, soft and insistent . ]
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[ after a litte bit, he seems to remember that breathing is a pretty important thing for humans to do . so she pulls back begrudgingly, leaving a string of saliva between them . ]

Sp-Spammyyy, [ she whines sweetly, out of breath, clinging to him . ] Wwant youu . . .
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[ she doesn’t mind At All . in fact they seem eager for it, pushing their tongue into his mouth . dear god ]
Reposted by battie .
specildeal.bsky.social
// i get really embarrassed writing kissing on the tl. Sorry. feels like this
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if i Had a wife in My arms id be So happy and kicking My feet every morning but i Dont so instead i Hit my head reallyHard against the wall and Scream WHY until jongler Pick s me up
miketheorist.bsky.social
[ a needy moan escapes her as he grabs her hips, not letting up At All . if anything they seem like they’re only getting more into it ]
miketheorist.bsky.social
[ immediate childish joy ]
REALLY!!!!!!!!
specildeal.bsky.social
Noooo. That just made you ten times ss—sexier
miketheorist.bsky.social
Uyhmmg
M mm m aybe ? I think i mighta
Hehhee …. ohhh . that was bad :(
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[ handing him the bottle ] sharing is Carign
an-unnamed-reason.bsky.social
...say can I get some of that booze
miketheorist.bsky.social
I ddid noticee this too…….i feel bad for human :(
miketheorist.bsky.social
Aand its super bright and very red
an-unnamed-reason.bsky.social
true!!!
miketheorist.bsky.social
Humangs arre so weird . you can bleed a LOT . Hehheheee
miketheorist.bsky.social
Humangs arre so weird . you can bleed a LOT . Hehheheee
miketheorist.bsky.social
whetes tje other one i wnna kiss him too
miketheorist.bsky.social
Hmmphh . Okay !

[ fucking GRABS him and kisses him with all the passion she can muster ??? ]
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Uyhmmg
M mm m aybe ? I think i mighta
Hehhee …. ohhh . that was bad :(
specildeal.bsky.social
Did you st—teal it. There’s a right answer here
miketheorist.bsky.social
Nno i don,t
rememeber wherre i got this actual y
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heehhesshee … //// bbbatties good at listeninng …..
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// conversation that prompted this
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Wwoah okay ur a serious type huhh . Yyyes mik e maam 🫡
miketheorist.bsky.social
you gotta come give battie a kiss first!!!!