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Mike Wozniak

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Showbusinessman. One bean of @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social. The Malcolm Durridge behind the St Elwick's Neighbourhood Association Newsletter Podcast. Devoted assistant to the Junior Taskmaster. www.mrmikewozniak.com

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · 7d

"The Bench" is hitting the UK and Ireland like a high-speed bench in 2026. A hot 'n' fresh new stand-up tour coming to a theatre near you (potentially)! Pre-sale tickets via mailing list (link in bio) or if you’re a Three Bean Patron. Starts 30.10.25 10am. General on-sale 31.10.25 10am. Yes please!

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · 21h

Extra London date isn't it!

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · 4d

Bonus Soho Walthamstow date added 13th March! Huzzah!

Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · 4d

Tour sale now very much in the chocks away phase (mostly - a few dates go on sale later but that's all made clear at the website in the bio). The show is irresistibly titled "The Bench" and it shall be a hoppin' and a skippin' and a jumpin' all around the UK and Ireland in 2026.

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · 5d

Pre-sale done and dusted and thank you one and all! More tickets released into the wild for the general sale tomorrow from 10am. Details in website in bio as per...

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · 6d

Sorry to wilfully mislead. Just after your attention for a moment as a pre-sale of my new stand-up tour "The Bench" begins today at 10am. Top-secret, inner-sanctum pre-sale link via mailing list at website in bio or Three Bean Salad pod Patreon wotsit. General sale starts tomorrow 10am. BYO gravy.

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · 7d

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · 13d

Ideal development for the short-film-hungry.

Benjamin Partridge @benpartridge.bsky.social · 14d

My short film DADDY SUPERIOR is now on Youtube!

Featuring:
@mikewozniak.bsky.social
@chriscantrill.bsky.social
@sammytdobson.bsky.social
@amygledhill.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2x...

Daddy Superior - Short Film

YouTube video by Benjamin Partridge

www.youtube.com

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · Jul 23

Brought to you by Kendal Mint Cake Systems (an Omnicorp company): podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

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Beef And Dairy Network Podcast @beefanddairy.bsky.social · Jul 21

In today's ep, we keep you abreast of the latest news about the Jacobinius Arse Syndrome crisis. Featuring: @mikewozniak.bsky.social @tneenan.bsky.social @mmaarrow.bsky.social and sueharrison123.bsky.social‬. Thanks to @garethgwynn.bsky.social for production help.maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...y/

Episode 124 - Your Host’s Tenth Anniversary | Maximum Fun

Mike Wozniak, Tom Neenan, Susan Harrison, Gemma Arrowsmith and Linnea Sage join in this month as your host celebrates his tenth anniversary.

maximumfun.org

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Kelly Vivanco @kellyvivanco.bsky.social · Jul 16

The Crown Jewel of podcasts. Show notes:

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Gareth Gwynn @garethgwynn.bsky.social · Jul 2

I'm doing the Camden Fringe on 28-30 July.

(6.30pm, Aces and Eights, Tufnell Park).

It's a show about my great-grandfather, Cyril (aka "The Bard of Gower") and is a work-in-progress - but some of Cyril's stuff is 80+ years old, so I'm calling those bits "run-in".

camdenfringe.com/events/garet...

Gareth Gwynn: Cyril - Camden Fringe

Cyril Gwynn (1897-1988), also known as The Bard Of Gower, was “a tall, sunburnt, unsmiling farmer”.Gareth Gwynn (1983-Present) is none of these things.Gareth did not spend the First World War in the M...

camdenfringe.com

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · Jul 16

New episode of Three Bean Salad to be listened to on bended knee OR standing to attention but nowhere in between please. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · Jul 11

Must see:

Benjamin Partridge @benpartridge.bsky.social · Jul 11

This is the least cool thing I've ever done and I was once in a choir that went on Blue Peter. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bleC...

Yoghurt And Raspberry Magnum Review

YouTube video by Benjamin Partridge

www.youtube.com

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · Jul 9

May your quiver be filled with beans today: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · Jul 1

Hello and yes and yes and thank you for asking and I'll keep you in the loop for sure!

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · Jun 25

Why not stop wizzing on that jellyfish sting and try applying soothing beans instead? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

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Kelly Vivanco @kellyvivanco.bsky.social · Jun 4

Bidges get midges. Show notes:

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · Jun 11

BE the flame podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · Jun 4

6 tog or gorse? You decide. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · Jun 3

Giving this a bash: www.instagram.com/mrmikewozniak/ (keep expectations low)

Welcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world.

www.instagram.com

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · Jun 2

Further brave and crucial documentary making from @benpartridge.bsky.social

Benjamin Partridge @benpartridge.bsky.social · Jun 2

Join me on a journey to find the site of the first ever Magnum: youtu.be/wiGaarltn38

Finding The Site Of The First Ever Magnum

YouTube video by Benjamin Partridge

youtu.be

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · May 30

"The Ballad of Wallis Island" is out today and it's an absolute humdinger of a peach of a film. Get stuck in! #TheBalladOfWallisIsland www.focusfeatures.com/the-ballad-o...

The Ballad of Wallis Island

The Ballad of Wallis Island follows Charles (Tim Key), an eccentric lottery winner who lives alone on a remote island and dreams of getting his favorite musicians, McGwyer Mortimer (Tom Basden and Car...

www.focusfeatures.com

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · May 16

WEDNESDAY! (21st May no less). Lush comedy gala gig happening in EXETER with the likes of Spencer Jones, Mel Owen, Will Adamsdale, JoJo Maberly and so and so forth! Fundraiser for the upcoming Exeter comedy fest. Get thee there! Tickets here: www.exetercornexchange.co.uk/whats-on/exe...

Exeter Corn Exchange Exeter Comedy Festival Gala Gig

Join us for an evening of funny stuff handpicked from the Exeter Comedy Festival.

www.exetercornexchange.co.uk

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Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · May 13

Big lush gala comedy night get things going for the IMMINENT Exeter Comedy Festival. Tickets here: www.exetercomedyfestival.com/galagig

Gala gig — Exeter Comedy Festival JUNE 5th-8th 2025

www.exetercomedyfestival.com

Mike Wozniak @mikewozniak.bsky.social · May 10

THIS: donate.giveasyoulive.com/fundraising/...

Rosie & Ivo are fundraising for The Rosie Jones Foundation and Multiple Sclerosis Society

Make a donation and help us reach our fundraising target with Give as you Live Donate.

donate.giveasyoulive.com