Siblings and cousins living on the other side of town and hanging in the snowstorm w/o me 😫
Calling me while on shrooms bc they wish I was there 🥹
Calling me while on shrooms bc they wish I was there 🥹
January 25, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Siblings and cousins living on the other side of town and hanging in the snowstorm w/o me 😫
Calling me while on shrooms bc they wish I was there 🥹
Calling me while on shrooms bc they wish I was there 🥹
Ugly but good soup
January 24, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Ugly but good soup
You ever gotta put on hype music on to reinstall your fitted sheet?
January 24, 2026 at 9:16 PM
You ever gotta put on hype music on to reinstall your fitted sheet?
#1 Enemy of the Accounting team
January 23, 2026 at 11:37 PM
#1 Enemy of the Accounting team
What movies should I queue up for this impending snowmageddon weekend?
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
What movies should I queue up for this impending snowmageddon weekend?
Quite fallen apart over Ann Lee
January 20, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Quite fallen apart over Ann Lee
Making silly little excel charts and pivot tables - has this job finally taken a turn for the better?!
January 19, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Making silly little excel charts and pivot tables - has this job finally taken a turn for the better?!
I want the world to know how funny my friends are so I may be posting this insta, you’ve been warned
Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the
Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the
January 19, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I want the world to know how funny my friends are so I may be posting this insta, you’ve been warned
Oomf takes one sewing class: “joke’s on you SKIMS, I’m making my own underwear”
January 18, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Oomf takes one sewing class: “joke’s on you SKIMS, I’m making my own underwear”
Oomf: listen to yourself!!
Me: which one?!?
Me: which one?!?
January 17, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Oomf: listen to yourself!!
Me: which one?!?
Me: which one?!?
I love a fucking curly fry
January 17, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I love a fucking curly fry
Journaling at the bar is my new favorite pastime
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Journaling at the bar is my new favorite pastime
I want to honky tonk every Tuesday
January 7, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I want to honky tonk every Tuesday
“Epiphany is a beautiful name for a baby girl”
January 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
“Epiphany is a beautiful name for a baby girl”
I’ve been in love with bread for a very long time
January 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I’ve been in love with bread for a very long time
“I always want old man bob” @squeako.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“I always want old man bob” @squeako.bsky.social
Billy, my knight in shining reflector vest
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Billy, my knight in shining reflector vest
“Four Roses for the carrots?!”
December 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
“Four Roses for the carrots?!”
I didn’t leave the west coast for *gestures around violently* THIS!!
December 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I didn’t leave the west coast for *gestures around violently* THIS!!
Smoked all the BCBs in air hockey so they remember who’s boss
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Smoked all the BCBs in air hockey so they remember who’s boss
Oomfs first attempt to dip me on the dance floor and what do I squeal in front of the class? “I don’t trust you!”
December 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Oomfs first attempt to dip me on the dance floor and what do I squeal in front of the class? “I don’t trust you!”
I crave being yoinked around (two-stepping)
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I crave being yoinked around (two-stepping)
Blasting Vindicated over the speakers at the splex…the bois are brooding tonight
December 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Blasting Vindicated over the speakers at the splex…the bois are brooding tonight
PSA: I’m not going to be able to shut up about In-N-Out for the foreseeable future. Thank you for your understanding during this time
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
PSA: I’m not going to be able to shut up about In-N-Out for the foreseeable future. Thank you for your understanding during this time
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open.spotify.com/track/7xapw9... actually the best Christmas song
Mistletoe
open.spotify.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
open.spotify.com/track/7xapw9... actually the best Christmas song