Miles Vorkosigan (Taylor's version)
@milesvorkosigan.bsky.social
They said I could be anything. And so I became a side-effect.
If you don't call it a war, then there can't be any war crimes now, can there?
a man with long hair and a beard wearing a black suit
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard wearing a black suit
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December 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If you don't call it a war, then there can't be any war crimes now, can there?
I wish men would make up their minds whether so few men are sex predators that it would be unfair and insulting to tar us all with one brush, or if so many men are sex predators that we have to reach out and forgive their crimes if we are ever, ever to achieve an electoral majority in America.
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I wish men would make up their minds whether so few men are sex predators that it would be unfair and insulting to tar us all with one brush, or if so many men are sex predators that we have to reach out and forgive their crimes if we are ever, ever to achieve an electoral majority in America.
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
Here in Innsmouth, something just isn't right
Something's fishy, and i don't understand!
And there's webbing forming on my left hand
Gods to the left of me, Soggoths to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle...with Cthulhu
Here in Innsmouth, something just isn't right
Something's fishy, and i don't understand!
And there's webbing forming on my left hand
Gods to the left of me, Soggoths to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle...with Cthulhu
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
Here in Innsmouth, something just isn't right
Something's fishy, and i don't understand!
And there's webbing forming on my left hand
Gods to the left of me, Soggoths to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle...with Cthulhu
Here in Innsmouth, something just isn't right
Something's fishy, and i don't understand!
And there's webbing forming on my left hand
Gods to the left of me, Soggoths to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle...with Cthulhu
Someone sang a song about SEX & CHOCOLATE, in part lamenting that Julie Andrews never included those in "My Favorite Things"
Leather-clad dommes who will show us no mercies
Sweet oral kisses, both French ones and Hersheys
Lady Godiva removing her things
These are just some of our favorite things.
Leather-clad dommes who will show us no mercies
Sweet oral kisses, both French ones and Hersheys
Lady Godiva removing her things
These are just some of our favorite things.
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Someone sang a song about SEX & CHOCOLATE, in part lamenting that Julie Andrews never included those in "My Favorite Things"
Leather-clad dommes who will show us no mercies
Sweet oral kisses, both French ones and Hersheys
Lady Godiva removing her things
These are just some of our favorite things.
Leather-clad dommes who will show us no mercies
Sweet oral kisses, both French ones and Hersheys
Lady Godiva removing her things
These are just some of our favorite things.
The DoJ has the opportunity to do the funniest thing and redact exactly 18 1/2 pages of the files.
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The DoJ has the opportunity to do the funniest thing and redact exactly 18 1/2 pages of the files.
That Awkward Moment when the local County Democratic Party takes up a resolution to express what should be done about Gaza.
(cue Benny Hill music...)
(cue Benny Hill music...)
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is laughing with a woman in a polka dot dress .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is laughing with a woman in a polka dot dress .
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November 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
That Awkward Moment when the local County Democratic Party takes up a resolution to express what should be done about Gaza.
(cue Benny Hill music...)
(cue Benny Hill music...)
That Awkward Moment when you start hearing the voice of Ke Huy Quan in your head urging you to pick someone else's nose to change the timeline, gain kung fu powers, and cause Harris to have been elected President. #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
That Awkward Moment when you start hearing the voice of Ke Huy Quan in your head urging you to pick someone else's nose to change the timeline, gain kung fu powers, and cause Harris to have been elected President. #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce
Have you seen the "quiet piggy"
In her short white skirt?
You will find the "quiet piggy"
Digging up the dirt
On the President
To spread around him.
(Moral: Do not insult journalists, for your reputation is crunchy and already smothered in ketchup. Quiet piggies are quietly efficient.)
In her short white skirt?
You will find the "quiet piggy"
Digging up the dirt
On the President
To spread around him.
(Moral: Do not insult journalists, for your reputation is crunchy and already smothered in ketchup. Quiet piggies are quietly efficient.)
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Have you seen the "quiet piggy"
In her short white skirt?
You will find the "quiet piggy"
Digging up the dirt
On the President
To spread around him.
(Moral: Do not insult journalists, for your reputation is crunchy and already smothered in ketchup. Quiet piggies are quietly efficient.)
In her short white skirt?
You will find the "quiet piggy"
Digging up the dirt
On the President
To spread around him.
(Moral: Do not insult journalists, for your reputation is crunchy and already smothered in ketchup. Quiet piggies are quietly efficient.)
Old King Cole was a merry ol' soul
And a merry ol' soul was he
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl
And he called for the release of the Epstein Files!
And a merry ol' soul was he
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl
And he called for the release of the Epstein Files!
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Old King Cole was a merry ol' soul
And a merry ol' soul was he
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl
And he called for the release of the Epstein Files!
And a merry ol' soul was he
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl
And he called for the release of the Epstein Files!
So...tip jars at supermarket checkout stations are a thing, now?
Has the 1% simply made a pact that anyone who interacts with customers will now be paid substandard wages such that the general public is expected to make it up beyond the price we pay for whatever we're buying?
Has the 1% simply made a pact that anyone who interacts with customers will now be paid substandard wages such that the general public is expected to make it up beyond the price we pay for whatever we're buying?
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
So...tip jars at supermarket checkout stations are a thing, now?
Has the 1% simply made a pact that anyone who interacts with customers will now be paid substandard wages such that the general public is expected to make it up beyond the price we pay for whatever we're buying?
Has the 1% simply made a pact that anyone who interacts with customers will now be paid substandard wages such that the general public is expected to make it up beyond the price we pay for whatever we're buying?
I will never not pause to watch this.
This is how you deal with the Hard Right.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JObn...
This is how you deal with the Hard Right.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JObn...
Letterkenny - Natives and Hicks vs The Hard Right
YouTube video by ColdDayInHell
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November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I will never not pause to watch this.
This is how you deal with the Hard Right.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JObn...
This is how you deal with the Hard Right.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JObn...
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed the seas
And he told me--
"Release the Epstein Files!"
Lived a man who sailed the seas
And he told me--
"Release the Epstein Files!"
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed the seas
And he told me--
"Release the Epstein Files!"
Lived a man who sailed the seas
And he told me--
"Release the Epstein Files!"
And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer:
Release the Epstein files!
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer:
Release the Epstein files!
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer:
Release the Epstein files!
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer:
Release the Epstein files!
What you want...Baby, I got it
What you need...You know I got it
All I'm askin'
Is for the Epstein Files!
(just release the files) (just release the files)
(just release the files) (just release the files)
E-P-S-T-E-I-N! Show us all what lies within
E-P-S-T-E-I-N! Don't make me sing it again
What you need...You know I got it
All I'm askin'
Is for the Epstein Files!
(just release the files) (just release the files)
(just release the files) (just release the files)
E-P-S-T-E-I-N! Show us all what lies within
E-P-S-T-E-I-N! Don't make me sing it again
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
What you want...Baby, I got it
What you need...You know I got it
All I'm askin'
Is for the Epstein Files!
(just release the files) (just release the files)
(just release the files) (just release the files)
E-P-S-T-E-I-N! Show us all what lies within
E-P-S-T-E-I-N! Don't make me sing it again
What you need...You know I got it
All I'm askin'
Is for the Epstein Files!
(just release the files) (just release the files)
(just release the files) (just release the files)
E-P-S-T-E-I-N! Show us all what lies within
E-P-S-T-E-I-N! Don't make me sing it again
In the clearing stands a boxer
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of every glove that laid him down
Or cut him till he cried out
In his grimaces and smiles
"Please release them, please release them
"Please release the Epstein files!"
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of every glove that laid him down
Or cut him till he cried out
In his grimaces and smiles
"Please release them, please release them
"Please release the Epstein files!"
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
In the clearing stands a boxer
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of every glove that laid him down
Or cut him till he cried out
In his grimaces and smiles
"Please release them, please release them
"Please release the Epstein files!"
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of every glove that laid him down
Or cut him till he cried out
In his grimaces and smiles
"Please release them, please release them
"Please release the Epstein files!"
Come on, people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Gotta release the Epstein files now.
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Gotta release the Epstein files now.
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Come on, people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Gotta release the Epstein files now.
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Gotta release the Epstein files now.
...and so to bed.
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
...and so to bed.
My health insurance provider has announced that my health insurance premiums will more than double in 2026, rising to more than the American median annual income.
And Senate Democrats just voted to make that increase BIPARTISAN.
I will not be donating to food banks or campaigns anytime soon.
And Senate Democrats just voted to make that increase BIPARTISAN.
I will not be donating to food banks or campaigns anytime soon.
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My health insurance provider has announced that my health insurance premiums will more than double in 2026, rising to more than the American median annual income.
And Senate Democrats just voted to make that increase BIPARTISAN.
I will not be donating to food banks or campaigns anytime soon.
And Senate Democrats just voted to make that increase BIPARTISAN.
I will not be donating to food banks or campaigns anytime soon.
Every race. It’s basically been every race. Governors. Mayors. Long-held Republican dog-catchers. School boards. Water boards. Flipped a dungeon master in a rural Iowa D&D club. State senators. State reps. A janitor in Duluth. State justices. Three Republican Uber drivers. Just everything.
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Every race. It’s basically been every race. Governors. Mayors. Long-held Republican dog-catchers. School boards. Water boards. Flipped a dungeon master in a rural Iowa D&D club. State senators. State reps. A janitor in Duluth. State justices. Three Republican Uber drivers. Just everything.
I'm looking forward to editorials all across America tomorrow, proclaiming that the Republicans have failed and that they must move far, far to the left to woo moderate Republican voters if they are to ever become relevant again. Right? RIGHT?
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm looking forward to editorials all across America tomorrow, proclaiming that the Republicans have failed and that they must move far, far to the left to woo moderate Republican voters if they are to ever become relevant again. Right? RIGHT?
Shout-Out to the heroic demon hunters who will now have to cross the Wine-Dark Sea to Skull Island, trudge through Yucky Swamp, scale the Cliffs of Insanity and climb Mount Doom to get to Castle Sinister...(continued)
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Shout-Out to the heroic demon hunters who will now have to cross the Wine-Dark Sea to Skull Island, trudge through Yucky Swamp, scale the Cliffs of Insanity and climb Mount Doom to get to Castle Sinister...(continued)
Gerson Boom says "Trick or treat!" #BoogaBoogaKiddies!
November 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Gerson Boom says "Trick or treat!" #BoogaBoogaKiddies!
A big thing in the neighborhood: Empty boxes in front of the door with a sign reading "Please take one."
Choose from: (1) Asshole neighbor found a convenient Scrooge way to get people to not knock on the door, or (2) Asshole kid came before you and took the whole boxful.
Choose from: (1) Asshole neighbor found a convenient Scrooge way to get people to not knock on the door, or (2) Asshole kid came before you and took the whole boxful.
November 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
A big thing in the neighborhood: Empty boxes in front of the door with a sign reading "Please take one."
Choose from: (1) Asshole neighbor found a convenient Scrooge way to get people to not knock on the door, or (2) Asshole kid came before you and took the whole boxful.
Choose from: (1) Asshole neighbor found a convenient Scrooge way to get people to not knock on the door, or (2) Asshole kid came before you and took the whole boxful.
Shady Vance arranged for Erikkka Kirk to become an available blonde widow. You heard it from me first.
Watch for Usha to have a convenient "accident" pretty soon so that Shady can remarry and have acceptably White children.
Watch for Usha to have a convenient "accident" pretty soon so that Shady can remarry and have acceptably White children.
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Shady Vance arranged for Erikkka Kirk to become an available blonde widow. You heard it from me first.
Watch for Usha to have a convenient "accident" pretty soon so that Shady can remarry and have acceptably White children.
Watch for Usha to have a convenient "accident" pretty soon so that Shady can remarry and have acceptably White children.
POINT/COUNTERPOINT:
Thesis: Let it snow!
Antithesis: Bismillah, NO! We will not let it snow!
What do YOU think?
Thesis: Let it snow!
Antithesis: Bismillah, NO! We will not let it snow!
What do YOU think?
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
POINT/COUNTERPOINT:
Thesis: Let it snow!
Antithesis: Bismillah, NO! We will not let it snow!
What do YOU think?
Thesis: Let it snow!
Antithesis: Bismillah, NO! We will not let it snow!
What do YOU think?