The Milkman
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I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.
I'm pretty sure that Pipe Dream 2 had a talkie version featuring Hulk Hogan.
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I'm pretty sure that Pipe Dream 2 had a talkie version featuring Hulk Hogan.
It was there all along: Sam and Max Hit the Road Again was actually based on a holiday David Fox took in 1972.
January 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It was there all along: Sam and Max Hit the Road Again was actually based on a holiday David Fox took in 1972.
I spoke to Aric Wilmunder and he let slip that Pipe Dream 2 had gratuitous nudity.
January 4, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I spoke to Aric Wilmunder and he let slip that Pipe Dream 2 had gratuitous nudity.
I suspect that Sam and Max Hit the Road Again had a bonus version of Rescue on Fractalus that was played via email.
January 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I suspect that Sam and Max Hit the Road Again had a bonus version of Rescue on Fractalus that was played via email.
My research reveals that Vanishing Act had a version that came on 72 floppy disks.
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
My research reveals that Vanishing Act had a version that came on 72 floppy disks.
Open your eyes sheeple, its LECgate. I've just realised that Version 14 of The Dig shares a cheat code written in Latin with Zak McKracken.
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Open your eyes sheeple, its LECgate. I've just realised that Version 14 of The Dig shares a cheat code written in Latin with Zak McKracken.
They dont want you to know that Loom shares a SCUMM index file with The Secret of Monkey Island.
December 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
They dont want you to know that Loom shares a SCUMM index file with The Secret of Monkey Island.
Jo 'Captain Tripps' Ashburn tried to hide this: Super Streetfighter vs Loom was actually based on George Lucas' brother in law's dog.
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Jo 'Captain Tripps' Ashburn tried to hide this: Super Streetfighter vs Loom was actually based on George Lucas' brother in law's dog.
I've just realised that Passport to Adventure shares 2 characters with Grim Fandango. Straightforward evidence of Nor Treblig's imminent return to the mortal plane.
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I've just realised that Passport to Adventure shares 2 characters with Grim Fandango. Straightforward evidence of Nor Treblig's imminent return to the mortal plane.
How did we not realise that Justice Unlimited was actually based on George Lucas' brother in law's dog.
December 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
How did we not realise that Justice Unlimited was actually based on George Lucas' brother in law's dog.
Revealed! Escape from Monkey Island 2 was actually based on Ron Gilbert's pet snake.
December 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Revealed! Escape from Monkey Island 2 was actually based on Ron Gilbert's pet snake.
The proof was staring us in the face Yoda Stories 2 was actually based on Ron Gilbert's pet snake.
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The proof was staring us in the face Yoda Stories 2 was actually based on Ron Gilbert's pet snake.
I'm pretty sure that Zombies Ate My Neighbors 2 shares akos costumes with The receptionist's version of The Dig. Straightforward evidence of the singularity.
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm pretty sure that Zombies Ate My Neighbors 2 shares akos costumes with The receptionist's version of The Dig. Straightforward evidence of the singularity.
My research reveals that Loom 2: The Looming had a story based on the life of Robert Smith from the Cure.
December 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My research reveals that Loom 2: The Looming had a story based on the life of Robert Smith from the Cure.
Lucas tried to keep it hidden but Sam and Max Hit the Road Again shares akos costumes with Habitat VR. This is more proof of the omnishambles.
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Lucas tried to keep it hidden but Sam and Max Hit the Road Again shares akos costumes with Habitat VR. This is more proof of the omnishambles.
Straightforward evidence of the grand unified theory of everything. Breaking: Loom shares a font glyph with Maniac Mansion.
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Straightforward evidence of the grand unified theory of everything. Breaking: Loom shares a font glyph with Maniac Mansion.
My research reveals that Full Throttle Hell on Wheels was actually based on Tim Schafer's favourite Tellytubby.
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My research reveals that Full Throttle Hell on Wheels was actually based on Tim Schafer's favourite Tellytubby.
My investigations have revealed that theres an unreleased game that THEY dont want you to know about, its Star Wars: Desert Bus Episode 1.
December 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My investigations have revealed that theres an unreleased game that THEY dont want you to know about, its Star Wars: Desert Bus Episode 1.
Breaking: Indiana Jones And The Iron Phoenix shares akos costumes with Loom 2: The Looming.
December 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Breaking: Indiana Jones And The Iron Phoenix shares akos costumes with Loom 2: The Looming.
Its obvious that Zombies Ate My Neighbors 2 was actually based on a holiday David Fox took in 1972.
December 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Its obvious that Zombies Ate My Neighbors 2 was actually based on a holiday David Fox took in 1972.
Clearly further evidence of LECgate. The proof was staring us in the face Justice Unlimited shares 3 extra characters with Grim Fandango.
December 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Clearly further evidence of LECgate. The proof was staring us in the face Justice Unlimited shares 3 extra characters with Grim Fandango.
Its obvious that theres an unreleased game that THEY dont want you to know about, its Super Duper Star Wars.
December 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Its obvious that theres an unreleased game that THEY dont want you to know about, its Super Duper Star Wars.
My research reveals that theres an unreleased game that THEY dont want you to know about, its The receptionist's version of The Dig.
December 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My research reveals that theres an unreleased game that THEY dont want you to know about, its The receptionist's version of The Dig.
I'm pretty sure that Indiana Jones And The Iron Phoenix was actually based on George Lucas' brother in law's dog.
December 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm pretty sure that Indiana Jones And The Iron Phoenix was actually based on George Lucas' brother in law's dog.
The proof was staring us in the face Zombies Ate My Neighbors 2 had a haiku about the ultimate meaning of life.
December 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The proof was staring us in the face Zombies Ate My Neighbors 2 had a haiku about the ultimate meaning of life.