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William 🧐
@miltownbucky.bsky.social
Just kicking the tires…
Also, my sad pathetic little heart enjoys being reminded of a girl, the waterfall at the Greenfield Kopp’s, and The Greatest Showman

😭😭😭😭 I’m fine (I’m not, but whatever)
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November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
We’re so get a photo op of Jackman and the Milverine each holding a waffle cone at Kopp’s aren’t we? If not, why are we even on this dumb planet.
A movie based on a real Milwaukee band is bringing an Oscar winner to Southeast Wisconsin. Where you can meet Hugh Jackman: https://tinyurl.com/5sud3kcn 
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When the first two letters on your first Wordle guess turn green but then the third letter doesn’t 😭😭
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November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
They should totally sell venison at Bucks tho. I’d buy it, stuff is yum.
Am positive there’s a Bucks metaphor somewhere in this…
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Am positive there’s a Bucks metaphor somewhere in this…
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It’s a little thing, but when I see a state parks pass on other folk’s windshields, I smile knowing that they’re my people. Even better if you’re one of those folks who haven’t removed last/past year’s sticker(s) because it’s too damn difficult to do 😂
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November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
*cracks knuckles*

- Smoked turkey > regular turkey
(otherwise, just pass on turkey)

- dressing > stuffing
(🤦🏾‍♂️ white people)

- Sweet Potato Pie > Pumpkin Pie
(see above)

- Green Bean casserole is fine, but not required

I’ll admit, Thanksgiving ham feels weird.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
*steps up shitposting game*
Randomly got notified that I’m now verified on BlueSky for being notable.

I assume it’s because I’m a notable shitposter and I’d like to say thanks for the honor.
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Am I drunk - like Pete Hegseth before 10am most days - or is that a Milwaukee background? And if so, why?
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Oh…
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Black man bought a cheese grater* 3 days before Thanksgiving. Y’all know what that means.

*I HAD a cheese grater previously, but apparently some annoying person absconded with it. This is why I’m not a huge fan of other human beings being in my abodes. Jerks.
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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The problem too is that “twitter” is still actively used by verified news sources so these synthetic actors pushing fake news+stoking division are given more credence because they are mixed in. Every credible news sources needs to stop using “twitter”-only way these fake accounts will lose power.
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
*bump*
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’ve watched this at least 20 times, and the announcers always have me in tears with the “you ever call your dad your *boy*” and the response 😂😂
Well we got video of Kenzel Kelly’s Senior Day intro.

FREE MY BOY BK!!
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
13-0 👀
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November 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Ennoblement is not a word, I don’t care what the internet says.
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Oh no, I wanted Cris Collinsworth to continue his train of thought. Contrasting Sean McVay to Todd Bowles and saying that McVay was “right out of central casting” and then what Cris?
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS????
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November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
That weird feeling of kinda pulling for the Cowboys
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November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The Arizona Cardinals are the anti-Buffalo Bills. That is they tend to surprise you more than disappoint. And yet, they do just enough dumb sh*t to not take them seriously.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Can’t lie, the Packers social media folks have upped their game by levels and levels 😂😂😂
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Damn, and I was so looking forward to mocking the Lions for blowing the opportunity to at least tie the game.

*eats at the crow*
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
*confidently* ✊🏾
I confidently picked the Packers in group picks this week (3 1/2 hours ago). Y’all can blame me for any ass kicking experienced.
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The Vikings having a reliable kicking game.
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November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Impressed with the defensive stop, but also, what’s up with that playcalling by the Vikings?
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM