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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 1d

My boy is not excited about fall. My mans is meh about autumn.

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 4d

Management is demanding we milk Brad from IT today. We are way behind on this project and we need his precious juices. Not a Brad fan but this decision feels rushed.

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 10d

online i come across as a humble jamoke but i need you to know that in real life i'm actually a yearning simpleton

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 12d

I know my house plants be bickering, that peace lily is just too cunty with it

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 15d

Thats our Ben!

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 15d

My buddy Ben made an abacus using human teeth. I forgot to ask where he got the teeth - as I was just so impressed by the arithmetic operations of the device.

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 18d

Steel yourselves, gentlemen, for tomorrow we don the Ass Hat.

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 29d

Caught a blistering skin infection and a vicious fungus from swimming in the slough - so yeah this summer was a success

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · Sep 6

you ever look into the forest and know for a fact Predator is watching you?

Several large trees on a heavily forested hill. Likely a Predator is perched in one, waiting to kill you. With a laser.

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · Sep 5

girl congrats on the glow up fr 💅

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · Sep 2

In high school I was reading a lot of Hemingway which inspired me to write "poop falls slowly from the butt" on the bathroom wall. It was likely the best post of my life.

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · Aug 19

a social media app is a great place for like-minded people to gather and feel anxious together

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · Aug 14

"It's all just goop and tissue jumbling about. Total nonsense."
- scientists on human biology

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · Aug 14

When experiencing extreme emotional distress a quirked up white boy may only be able to communicate in Deftones lyrics.

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · Aug 8

Please don't refer to me as trash machine

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · Aug 7

inhaling particulates is perfectly fine. some of us actually thrive on lunge sludge ok

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · Aug 6

Hey, no joke, mine are on inside out right now. It's fine. Seems ok. Gonna get through this

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · Aug 5

I can see him now, in my mind's eye. He is so happy and healthy, just a thriving little kitty🥹

Actual photo of biollante's cat (very chungus, quite robust)

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · Aug 4

Brother, you need to make Ham a priority.

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · Aug 2

This post would also make a decent t-shirt

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · Jul 31

Happy sinister thursday to those that celebrate

Orange cat, sitting on a mantle, looking evil. So very evil.

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · Jul 29

(graphic design is my passion)

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · Jul 29

Have you, ya know, spilled your seed into the pit? er... have you possibly, like, ahh busted a nurt, umm into the chasm??

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · Jul 25

I studied at the Institute Le Urine under the instruction of the renowned Professor John Peepee, so ya, pal, I know how to take a freakin' whizz

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · Jul 23

Pearl benjamy was just an ok band, but a great uncle, imo

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