Idk man, I think it’s fucking lame that I need 4 plates on each side of the leg press machine to get the same amount of stimulus as back squatting 95 lbs 🤷🏻♀️
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Idk man, I think it’s fucking lame that I need 4 plates on each side of the leg press machine to get the same amount of stimulus as back squatting 95 lbs 🤷🏻♀️
Thought I muted myself on the phone and let one rip..I wasn’t muted…
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Thought I muted myself on the phone and let one rip..I wasn’t muted…
The tide is turning, change is in the air and I have hope again.
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The tide is turning, change is in the air and I have hope again.
I’m curious, why do ppl who try to get back into reading books always start with non-fiction???
November 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I’m curious, why do ppl who try to get back into reading books always start with non-fiction???
Another night of “what did I eat that’s giving me diarrhea?”
October 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Another night of “what did I eat that’s giving me diarrhea?”
Was doing some work and heard shuffling going on behind me and saw that Bailey tucked herself in. She popped out to stare at me when I laughed a little too hard
October 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Was doing some work and heard shuffling going on behind me and saw that Bailey tucked herself in. She popped out to stare at me when I laughed a little too hard
Don’t come for my head but Katabasis by RF Kuang was a letdown. Such an interesting plot but the execution was not it. I did not think Hell could be so damn boring
October 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Don’t come for my head but Katabasis by RF Kuang was a letdown. Such an interesting plot but the execution was not it. I did not think Hell could be so damn boring
What’s more embarrassing: Clapping when you think a performance has ended or saying goodbye to someone and walking in the same direction?
October 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
What’s more embarrassing: Clapping when you think a performance has ended or saying goodbye to someone and walking in the same direction?
Why is there a popcorn button on a microwave if every bag of popcorn explicitly says “DO NOT USE POPCORN BUTTON ON MICROWAVE”
October 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Why is there a popcorn button on a microwave if every bag of popcorn explicitly says “DO NOT USE POPCORN BUTTON ON MICROWAVE”
Is doing a mini bulk during winter worth having a temporary gut if it means I may be able to grow my glutes to get a tiny bit closer to 40 inches? Perhaps
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Is doing a mini bulk during winter worth having a temporary gut if it means I may be able to grow my glutes to get a tiny bit closer to 40 inches? Perhaps
If dragonfruit, cantaloupe, or honeydew are in your top 4 favorite fruits then I will side eye you. Literally 3 of the most flavorless fruit 🤨
September 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If dragonfruit, cantaloupe, or honeydew are in your top 4 favorite fruits then I will side eye you. Literally 3 of the most flavorless fruit 🤨
I just wanna speak to the person in the costume department for TWD that chose to stop showing off Norman Reedus’ arms because how dare you
September 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I just wanna speak to the person in the costume department for TWD that chose to stop showing off Norman Reedus’ arms because how dare you
Focused on strength training for 3 years and now going for size & aesthetics. Unfortunately I feel like my quads will never be big enough 😔
September 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Focused on strength training for 3 years and now going for size & aesthetics. Unfortunately I feel like my quads will never be big enough 😔
After building my glutes from nothing, I would now be offended if someone accused me of getting a BBL. Don’t discredit my sweat, tears, and protein farts
September 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
After building my glutes from nothing, I would now be offended if someone accused me of getting a BBL. Don’t discredit my sweat, tears, and protein farts
I’m actually considering skipping the gym today because I’d rather eat grapes
September 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I’m actually considering skipping the gym today because I’d rather eat grapes
Started listening to Small Great Things by Jodi Picoult and I’ve had to pause multiple times to calm myself down because of Turk. I can feel my BP rise during all of his chapters
September 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Started listening to Small Great Things by Jodi Picoult and I’ve had to pause multiple times to calm myself down because of Turk. I can feel my BP rise during all of his chapters
I don’t trust ppl that go to restaurants just to order a caprese salad
September 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I don’t trust ppl that go to restaurants just to order a caprese salad
I don’t understand the whole 6 7 thing. I’ve heard it explained so many times and I still don’t get why it’s so funny 😩 AM I….OLD?!
a woman is holding her hands to her face and saying `` oh , i 'm like the crypt keeper '' .
Alt: Jamie Lee Curtis in Freaky Friday shouting “Oh, I’m like the crypt keeper!”
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September 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don’t understand the whole 6 7 thing. I’ve heard it explained so many times and I still don’t get why it’s so funny 😩 AM I….OLD?!
Not to brag but the lady who does laser hair removal on me says I have lips that women pay for 😌
September 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Not to brag but the lady who does laser hair removal on me says I have lips that women pay for 😌
My bookish pet peeve is adults refusing to read YA or saying “I’m too old for young adult books.”
September 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My bookish pet peeve is adults refusing to read YA or saying “I’m too old for young adult books.”
My new favorite reaction pic to use when someone says something fucking stupid
September 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My new favorite reaction pic to use when someone says something fucking stupid
Apparently my partner never experienced Socratic seminars in high school and honestly, that explains a lot
September 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Apparently my partner never experienced Socratic seminars in high school and honestly, that explains a lot
If you’re a cis man that’s able bodied and has the time to workout but don’t, give me your testosterone because you’re just wasting your potential
August 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If you’re a cis man that’s able bodied and has the time to workout but don’t, give me your testosterone because you’re just wasting your potential
Sometimes it’s better to safe yourself the headache in educating someone because if they really wanted to know something, they could do the research themselves
August 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Sometimes it’s better to safe yourself the headache in educating someone because if they really wanted to know something, they could do the research themselves