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I’m not sure whether it’s the alcohol or the heat that’s making me tired 😭
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Asked one of the IT guys to buy ☘️ for me and he actually did…now my dilemma is that I can’t roll one😭😂
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Kanti how long does a piercing take to heal??!!…ngiya pherisha😭
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What’s this thing of waking up tired njalo?!😖
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Eyy men lie hey, unnecessarily so!!
aii😂
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Face card never declines 😭👌🏽😮‍💨🫱🏽‍🫲🏾🙂‍↕️
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
…woke up today and decided to cut my hair 😂🫣
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Need that lethal HD curly frontal wig!😤
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Loml🫦
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My nail tech is not even done yet and I’m already loving my claws!!😍😮‍💨
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I don’t think I’d weigh more than 63KG without going back to the gym and be consistent 😖
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Waking up everyday without any academic stress feels weird, lmao.
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
For some reason whenever it rains I feel like getting high…
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
…with the consistency of this rain, banyana baka tlabe ele ba tswetsi come August 2026😭

#LoveandLight
a woman says i 'm good in front of her
ALT: a woman says i 'm good in front of her
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November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Wine e kotsi.
Lmao!😭🤐
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Cringing at 0.2 seconds per minute🥴
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The future love of your life doesn’t want a Man/Woman with kids so don’t go or initiate Netflix and chill today
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I can’t believe on a random Wednesday night chakalaka nearly killed my ass. Lmao…can laugh about it now that I’m discharged and stuff but that shit was not funny at all!!😭😭😭☹️☹️😣😣😟
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Can’t wait to eat slap chips with lots of vinegar!!!😭😭🥹
November 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Where can I get these since umjolo uya phela ksasa?
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Ahh shem my generation is cooked there by the department of Mjolo…stay single guys, lol it’s not worth the trauma and time.
October 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Only Brent Faiyaz will say…”and you know I hate talking about my stroke game”…then proceeds to talk about it 😭😂
a man with braided hair and a tattoo on his face is wearing a white shirt
ALT: a man with braided hair and a tattoo on his face is wearing a white shirt
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October 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Finally…a song that doesn’t bash men🥹🔥😮‍💨👌🏽
October 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
October 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
eSoweto kumnandi kaes!!😭
October 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM