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everyone always says that bluffing is the worst thing about poker, which is what lead me to my next invention, see-through poker cards
December 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
everyone always says that bluffing is the worst thing about poker, which is what lead me to my next invention, see-through poker cards
stupidest person in fairy tales? probably the guy who kills the golden goose
clearly not how geese work. you can't just cut one open and remove the upcoming lifetime of eggs. you need to let the grow first
just the worst.
clearly not how geese work. you can't just cut one open and remove the upcoming lifetime of eggs. you need to let the grow first
just the worst.
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
stupidest person in fairy tales? probably the guy who kills the golden goose
clearly not how geese work. you can't just cut one open and remove the upcoming lifetime of eggs. you need to let the grow first
just the worst.
clearly not how geese work. you can't just cut one open and remove the upcoming lifetime of eggs. you need to let the grow first
just the worst.
eating slightly mushy leftovers for lunch: "i am a successful hunter and an apex predator"
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
eating slightly mushy leftovers for lunch: "i am a successful hunter and an apex predator"
i don't like the band Tiger Army, but "Tiger Army Never Die" was a very good little motto thing they had
December 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i don't like the band Tiger Army, but "Tiger Army Never Die" was a very good little motto thing they had
"tonight you will be visited by three spirits"
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"tonight you will be visited by three spirits"
gambling online on Sophie’s Choice
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
gambling online on Sophie’s Choice
cool people don't take no shit
cool people also don't give a shit
which means that cool people are hoarding their own shit but no one else's
cool people also don't give a shit
which means that cool people are hoarding their own shit but no one else's
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
cool people don't take no shit
cool people also don't give a shit
which means that cool people are hoarding their own shit but no one else's
cool people also don't give a shit
which means that cool people are hoarding their own shit but no one else's
what power metal band most sounds like a japanese rice bowl dish?
Saba-don
Saba-don
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
what power metal band most sounds like a japanese rice bowl dish?
Saba-don
Saba-don
just absolutely confuse a millennial by having pets whose names aren’t puns
“it’s a chicken named Marlon Brando” and watch them struggle for 3 minutes to ‘get it’
“it’s a chicken named Marlon Brando” and watch them struggle for 3 minutes to ‘get it’
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
just absolutely confuse a millennial by having pets whose names aren’t puns
“it’s a chicken named Marlon Brando” and watch them struggle for 3 minutes to ‘get it’
“it’s a chicken named Marlon Brando” and watch them struggle for 3 minutes to ‘get it’
happy to announce i've been acquired by paramount
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
happy to announce i've been acquired by paramount
my home laptop does quotes from random tori lyrics on shell start and this one was worrisome
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
my home laptop does quotes from random tori lyrics on shell start and this one was worrisome
assigned homework at birth
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
assigned homework at birth
it's live: new Mech War '77 album, free for download. it's a second retro/modern electronic industrial hybrid thing, good soundtrack for night driving an armored vehicle through an 80s post-world war 3 film, featuring @argosxiii.bsky.social face on front cover in a subtle nod to a classic FLA album
Fire and Forget, by Mech War '77
8 track album
mechwar77.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
it's live: new Mech War '77 album, free for download. it's a second retro/modern electronic industrial hybrid thing, good soundtrack for night driving an armored vehicle through an 80s post-world war 3 film, featuring @argosxiii.bsky.social face on front cover in a subtle nod to a classic FLA album
if my demands are not met i will release a full length free LP tomorrow
this is your final warning
this is your final warning
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
if my demands are not met i will release a full length free LP tomorrow
this is your final warning
this is your final warning
like a rhinestone cow
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
like a rhinestone cow
the last time me and @argosxiii.bsky.social did the goth set at the local burning man regional i put on Weird Al's "Germs" and someone in the crowd burst out laughing and whoever that was that was the exactly correct response
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
the last time me and @argosxiii.bsky.social did the goth set at the local burning man regional i put on Weird Al's "Germs" and someone in the crowd burst out laughing and whoever that was that was the exactly correct response
i would have headlined this "Frat Party Party Frets"
Republican Anger Erupts at Johnson as Party Frets About Future
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
i would have headlined this "Frat Party Party Frets"
AT MY FUNERAL: "he was both a celebration and a warning of indulging one's inner child"
ME, DEAD IN COFFIN WEARING A 'GET IN THE ROBOT, SHINJI' SHIRT: "adults like the show too"
ME, DEAD IN COFFIN WEARING A 'GET IN THE ROBOT, SHINJI' SHIRT: "adults like the show too"
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
AT MY FUNERAL: "he was both a celebration and a warning of indulging one's inner child"
ME, DEAD IN COFFIN WEARING A 'GET IN THE ROBOT, SHINJI' SHIRT: "adults like the show too"
ME, DEAD IN COFFIN WEARING A 'GET IN THE ROBOT, SHINJI' SHIRT: "adults like the show too"
NEWS HOST: "down skeet skeet motherfucker"
NEWS PANELISTS, TOGETHER: "down skeet skeet goddamn"
NEWS PANELISTS, TOGETHER: "down skeet skeet goddamn"
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
NEWS HOST: "down skeet skeet motherfucker"
NEWS PANELISTS, TOGETHER: "down skeet skeet goddamn"
NEWS PANELISTS, TOGETHER: "down skeet skeet goddamn"
honeybees data migration engineers
🤝
identifying important fields
🤝
identifying important fields
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
honeybees data migration engineers
🤝
identifying important fields
🤝
identifying important fields
"two beatles lyrics on login" script today more opinionated than usual
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"two beatles lyrics on login" script today more opinionated than usual
swing batter batter low sweet chariot
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
swing batter batter low sweet chariot
SPEAKER AT MY FUNERAL: “correcting people about things that don’t matter was his forte”
ME, DEAD: “in this context it’s pronounced ‘fort’”
ME, DEAD: “in this context it’s pronounced ‘fort’”
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
SPEAKER AT MY FUNERAL: “correcting people about things that don’t matter was his forte”
ME, DEAD: “in this context it’s pronounced ‘fort’”
ME, DEAD: “in this context it’s pronounced ‘fort’”
also neither here nor there but this year is the first time in my home computer maintaining life where my usual trick of "buy hard drive, then 5 years later buy a twice as large hard drive and migrate old data to it and getting more free space for new data" fell apart
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
also neither here nor there but this year is the first time in my home computer maintaining life where my usual trick of "buy hard drive, then 5 years later buy a twice as large hard drive and migrate old data to it and getting more free space for new data" fell apart