I've never been more excited to hear the timer go off during a massage IN MY LIFE!

Anyone else seem to have more vivid dreams when they fall asleep with their glasses on?

First day back in the office in 2 weeks….the dread…..

I’m switching back to commuting on the train to work tomorrow instead of driving. Need book recommendations. Help!

4 pts left off the board because of Tucker man. We still in there though if the defense does their job because our offense is looking silly.

Eagles looking flustered, glad Hamilton is back on the field, excellent TD reception by Andrews and my man Tucker has got to go…

Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡

Clearly Muncie missed @saydatagain.bsky.social memo about the houses with flags. We in a whole heap of trouble now….🫣
#TheMadness

I’m done trying to explain to the Silent Generation why I’m childless and unmarried. They’ll never understand that I’m not in rush. From now on, when they ask I will exercise my Miranda right.

Made my way over to Skeet Street 😂#AddtoTBGWTSky

I have an unhealthy obsession with binge watching reality series from over a decade ago…like I have delayed FOMO for not watching it back then. What’s that about?

After cooking the entire Thanksgiving meal dolo this year, I see why Mommy ain’t want no parts of the leftovers when I was growing up. This Black Friday is for brunchin’.
#addtoBlackSky

I sleep like I got work in the morning on my days off and be up all night when I ACTUALLY got work in the morning 🙄