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Lizzie Brandon

@misschives.bsky.social

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Cat lover. Tea drinker. Star Trek devotee. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Ally. Copywriter. Cricket fan. Bedfordian. Irish rugby supporter. Member of Green Party of Aotearoa New Zealand. 🇺🇦🇵🇸 The truth is out there.

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Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · 1d

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · 3d

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Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · 5d

Another terribly stressful day for Mr Pumpkin Pie Pants 🎃🧡🐾 #gingercats #gingercatsofbluesky #pumpkins

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · 9d

More of his “very fine people”

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · 17d

How the hell is NZ First gaining ground??

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Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · 23d

🎃 Watching Housebound - fabulously Kiwi and a Brandon Hallowe’en favourite 🎃
My husband: “Such a lovely house. But such a horrible roof.”
Me: “Yes, darling, that’s the *real* horror 🙄
#halloween #nzfilm

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · 27d

🎶 We’re going to decorate the house for Hallowe’en… 🎶 #dollsheadsonspikes #halloween #halloween2025

A box of dolls from the op shop, in various states of condition

Bamboo stakes lying on the gravel driveway

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · 28d

Ashamed of this CoC govt’s statement today. Puffing up his chest, Mr Peters references “a democratic decision”. Just a reminder of how many people he and his party actually represent. Grrrr #freepalestine #nzpol

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · 29d

Indeed! Hasten the day 😁

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · 29d

Ha! Yes! Let’s order a sh*tty award cup thing from Shein, etch “No Bell” or something on it and present it to the orange wankcrumpet 😀

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · 29d

*shoe-in 🙄

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Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · 29d

Wow, if there was a Nobel Prize for Desperate Distraction he’d be a she-in.

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Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · 29d

A bit crowded in Pumpkin’s pumpkin. Snuggly bffs 🐾 #gingercats #burmesecats #halloween #pumpkin

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · 29d

Could be worse. At least it’s not the Daily Mail 😐

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · Sep 25

From Auckland, NZ: Pumpkin wishes you a good day from his, well, pumpkin 🧡🐾 #gingercats

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · Sep 22

This whole deranged rant (presidency) is beyond horrifying

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · Sep 20

How have I not found this sooner?? Happy Hallowe’en 😆🎃🔪#Slasher #TheMerkins youtube.com/watch?v=oliC...

SLASHSTREET BOYS - “I'LL KILL YOU THAT WAY" (OFFICIAL BACKSTREET BOYS PARODY)

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Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · Sep 18

The term “euthanasia” implies a level of humanity. Kilmeade’s idea was simply mass murder. Despicable.

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · Sep 18

In Trump’s America, it’s ok for right-wing wanker TV presenters to call for homeless people to be killed en masse. But it’s not ok for smart people (y’know, the ones who Trump says don’t like him) to call out MAGA’s despicable lies and hypocrisy. #BoycottABC #bringbackkimmel

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · Sep 15

And is implying that his supporters are, too?!

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · Sep 15

He seems oddly proud of this “boast”? Wtf?

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Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · Sep 14

Much needed escapism. Rewatching all of #DempseyandMakepeace Cars sure did explode frequently and easily in the ‘80s 😆 (Rather lovely to learn that Glynis and Michael are still married IRL ❤️)

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · Sep 14

And who are “they”??

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · Sep 12

Protesting against the idea that starving and murdering children is wrong. Yep, sounds pretty much on brand for these wounders 🤬

Lizzie Brandon @misschives.bsky.social · Sep 7

“Smart casual” is wearing your best slides #NewZealandValues