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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 1h

You're Tobias Halley, sentenced to sawing in half for your fraternization with the Orbus Tertius (influence) and spreading the heresies of the Rites of Eleusis (organisation) while in occasional employ, in Dublin, as a Courtier (connoisseur). Favoured with influence to Disquiet.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 7h

You're Janet Conquest, sentenced to drowning for your pact with the Chevaliers des Trois Imposteurs (eloquence) and meddling with the heresies of the Sins of Longinus (theology) while in nugatory employ, in Southwark, as a Courtier (connoisseur). Favoured with influence to Signal.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 13h

You're Emma Daubernon, sentenced to decapitation for your abetment with the Orbus Tertius (petty theft) and trifling in the heresies of the De Principibus et Regibus Daemoniorium (deception) while in fruitful employ, in Southwark, as a Barber Surgeon (astrology). Favoured with influence to Glimmer.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 19h

You're Ralph Dagworth, sentenced to impaling upon the fundament for your pact with the Pythagorean Brotherhood (debate) and spreading the heresies of the Rites of Eleusis (brewing) while in edifying employ, in Ipswich, as a Barber Surgeon (astrology). Favoured with influence to Overlook.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 1d

You're Mary Frilleck, sentenced to a stretch upon the rack for your collaboration with the Brothers of the Rose (provocation) and trifling in the heresies of the Steganographia (signs) while in frustaneous employ, in Bury St Edmunds, as a Caretaker (hunting). Favoured with influence to Benight.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 1d

You're Edward Rowley, sentenced to decapitation for your abetment with the Brothers of the Rose (provocation) and flirting with the heresies of the De Principibus et Regibus Daemoniorium (names) while in profitable employ, in Brecon, as a Barber Surgeon (bleeding). Favoured with influence to Thump.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 1d

You're Agnes Lappage, sentenced to keelhauling for your collusion with the Octagon Society (phrenology) and dallying with the heresies of the Sins of Longinus (blacksmithery) while in frustaneous employ, in Exeter, as a Friar (gourmand). Favoured with influence to Moisten.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 1d

You're Gillian Lyfeld, sentenced to swing on Tyburn for your abetment with the Society of Jesus (dyeing) and dallying with the heresies of the De Neycomancia (clairsentience) while in thankless employ, in Exeter, as a Bottler (sommelier). Favoured with influence to Choke.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 2d

You're Simon Grafton, sentenced to a stretch upon the rack for your abetment with the Goodly Servants of Light (orienteering) and spreading the heresies of the Sins of Longinus (theology) while in questionable employ, in Brecon, as a Horse Trader (animal welfare). Favoured with influence to Chill.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 2d

You're Robert Peacock, sentenced to sawing in half for your allegiance with the Brothers of the Rose (politics) and preaching the heresies of the Problemata (mechanics) while in profitable employ, in London, as a Scavenger (night working). Favoured with influence to Bloom.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 2d

You're Bernard Freen, sentenced to beheading for your involvement with the Octagon Society (phrenology) and enacting the heresies of the De Principibus et Regibus Daemoniorium (deception) while in unavailing employ, in Coventry, as a Doctor (reassurance). Favoured with influence to Pulse.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 2d

You're Annis Petley, sentenced to impaling upon the fundament for your allegiance with the Star of Artemis (mythology) and dabbling in the heresies of the Sins of Longinus (theology) while in edifying employ, in Hull, as a Minstrel (acrobatics). Favoured with influence over Scent.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 3d

You're Michael Notfeld, sentenced to crushing for your allegiance with the Druids of the Eternal Grove (natural history) and enacting the heresies of the Das Buch der Nacht (occult lore) while in serviceable employ, on the road, as a Painter-Stainer (goading). Favoured with influence over Decay.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 3d

You're Amis Wolfden, sentenced to quartering for your collaboration with the Fraternal Order of Badgers (perform) and pursuing the heresies of the Rites of Eleusis (brewing) while in disreputable employ, in Carmarthan, as a Caretaker (cooking). Favoured with influence to Bloom.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 3d

You're Oswyn Kinge, sentenced to flaying for your abetment with the Society of Jesus (anthropology) and preaching the heresies of the De Neycomancia (clairsentience) while in occasional employ, in King's Lynn, as a Scavenger (night working). Favoured with influence to Taint.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 3d

You're Jerome Manston, sentenced to smothering for your fraternization with the Octagon Society (phrenology) and dabbling in the heresies of the Das Buch der Nacht (navigation) while in profitable employ, in Leicester, as a Friar (quote and verse). Favoured with influence to Benight.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 4d

You're Clemence Tubney, sentenced to pressing for your abetment with the Chevaliers des Trois Imposteurs (eloquence) and flirting with the heresies of the Compendium Mysticae (craft - carpentry) while in steady employ, in Norwich, as a Scrivener (papercraft). Favoured with influence to Benight.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 4d

You're Philip Harcourt, sentenced to quartering for your collaboration with the Society of Jesus (anthropology) and preaching the heresies of the Compendium Mysticae (mathematics) while in questionable employ, in Wisbech, as a Courtier (diplomacy). Favoured with influence to Skip.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 4d

You're Owen Wolfden, sentenced to beheading for your collaboration with the Chevaliers des Trois Imposteurs (antiquity) and enacting the heresies of the Munich Manual (frustrate) while in favourable employ, in Drogheda, as a Scrivener (calligraphy). Favoured with influence to Scorch.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 4d

You're Helen Hampden, sentenced to sawing in half for your involvement with the Chevaliers des Trois Imposteurs (eloquence) and dabbling in the heresies of the Rohonc Codex (meditate) while in nugatory employ, in York, as a Clerk of the Temple (carousing). Favoured with influence over Trails.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 5d

You're Hugh Balam, sentenced to boiling for your collusion with the Brothers of the Rose (concealment) and flirting with the heresies of the Liber Salomonis (detect lies) while in fruitful employ, in Worchester, as an Unperson (burglary). Favoured with influence over Dirt.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 5d

You're Roger Knivetton, sentenced to pressing for your complicity with the Star of Artemis (archaeology) and acting upon the heresies of the Problemata (construction) while in steady employ, in Ipswich, as a Doctor (anatomy). Favoured with influence to Bloom.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 5d

You're Isaac Ellis, sentenced to pressing for your fraternization with the Society of Jesus (infiltration) and dallying with the heresies of the Voynich Manuscript (recreation) while in nugatory employ, in Wrexham, as a Herbalist (comfort). Favoured with influence to Creak.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 5d

You're Gwenllian Attilburgh, sentenced to exsanguination for your allegiance with the Druids of the Eternal Grove (natural history) and pursuing the heresies of the Munich Manual (frustrate) while in frustaneous employ, in Bolton, as a Horse Trader (probability). Favoured with influence to Chill.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 6d

You're Avis Tame, sentenced to swing on Tyburn for your pact with the Orbus Tertius (petty theft) and trifling in the heresies of the Munich Manual (camouflage) while in frustaneous employ, in Newcastle, as a Barber Surgeon (bleeding). Favoured with influence to Creak.