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Paul Grist
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The one that does the comics. New Kane comics in 2025!
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · 3d
I hear that Prince William has been photographed on the set of the TARDIS, which seems to be an unexpected turn for this years Christmas Special
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · 13d
If he's quick he can do a one page comic strip, establishing his claim on the story, so Disney have to buy the big screen rights from him!
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · 13d
I imagine Dawn French and Joanna Lumley are calling their agents right now!
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · 13d
You know the film script is being written now. Helen Mirrem is Sister Bernadette in this smash hit from Disney! Just in time for Christmas 2026!
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‘We were obedient our entire lives’: the nuns who broke back into their convent
‘We were obedient our entire lives’: the nuns who broke back into their convent
Three nuns fled a care home to return to the convent, defying church orders and gaining global support – but their future remains unknown
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Jun 21
Mid Summer is here! The murder season is upon us again!
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Jun 3
No, sorry, I can't help you with that one!
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · May 3
Today is Free Comic Book Day! It's also World Naked Gardening Day! However you want to celebrate, I hope you enjoy the day. But please remember to dress appropriately.

I haven't been allowed to shop in Forbidden Planet after that unfortunate incident on Free Comic Book Day 2015.
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Apr 21
And now, after his uplifting Easter Address to the world, Donald Trump is going to have to say something nice about the Pope.
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Apr 18
Hey, have a Good Friday! May all your buns be hot, crossed and lightly spiced!
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Apr 13
Donald Trump has been announced to be the healthiest person in the White House by his latest doctor, Doctor Barbabella, who I do hope will be played by Jane Fonda in Trump The Movie
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Apr 5
April 5th and I'm already wearing a T shirt? It's not even Easter yet! By the time Summer gets here I'll be wearing nothing but a smile and Sun Factor 50!!

Truth is, I probably won't be getting out much in the Summer.
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Apr 4
Okay, things are looking bad right now. We're all in a hand basket heading towards economic Hell. But just think of the award winning comical musicals they'll be writing about this in 100 years time!

It'll all be worthwhile then
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Mar 5
I've just washed my car. I'm not even thinking of selling it!!
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Feb 28
And now Donald Trump denies he ever said that the President of Ukraine was a dictator. It was less than a week ago.
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Feb 27
At least he wasn't in a Harry Potter film!
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Feb 27
The radio news reader said that Gene Hackman was famous for playing Lex Luthor in the Superman films, which I think says more about the news reader (or whoever wrote the report) than it does about Gene Hackman
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Feb 23
"I love you Sir. I think you're great. I'll kill for you" is a great line. If you're wanting to suggest there may be problems with the speakers mental health.

Not sure I'd use it if I was asked by an interviewer why I'd applied for a job
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Feb 20
So, Ukraine is the aggressive dictatorship and Russia is the brave freedom loving democracy that is under attack? Shouldn't you have to do some kind of Political Exam before running for President to show you have a basic grasp of World Politics?
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Feb 19
This is the exact scene I was reminded of. And America was the giant alien tentacled beast that exploded in the centre of Europe
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Feb 19
Personally I think Donald Trump is to be applauded for his commitment to trying to unite a fractious and divided Europe against a common enemy.

America.
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Feb 13
Sadly the destructive asteroid set to crash into Earth won't actually arrive for another 7 years. I'm not sure if there's going to be much left to actually destroy by then.
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Feb 8
So what's the betting that the John F Kennedy Center for Performing Arts will be renamed the Donald J Trump Center for Performing Arts before the end of the month?
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Feb 5
Honestly, the way things keep happening in the world, it's like we're actually living in a real life Superman film!

Sadly, one without Superman.
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Jan 30
I can't help thinking that introducing a Murder/Banishment element to this year's Apprentice would help keep them on their toes. It's only been on 30 minutes and I've got my eye on a few that could be killed off
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Paul Grist @mistergrist.bsky.social · Jan 9
Trumps counterproposal would let us have United from UK, and States of America from USA. Its the kind of compromise he could live with.
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