Jez
@misterjez.com
Owner of one cat, one horse and a design and marketing agency in Tunbridge Wells. Not bad with a camera - http://unsplash.com/@jeztimms
This planet gets more surreal by the minute now.
Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. It sounds a little strange but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding, including supplying energy, electricity and other things at very low prices."
December 29, 2025 at 8:57 AM
This planet gets more surreal by the minute now.
Didn't think Bardot was that way inclined, turns out she criticised racial mixing, immigration, the role of women in politics, and Islam.
Got on well with Farage then.
Got on well with Farage then.
December 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Didn't think Bardot was that way inclined, turns out she criticised racial mixing, immigration, the role of women in politics, and Islam.
Got on well with Farage then.
Got on well with Farage then.
They should have stopped after Raiders of the Lost Ark. The rest are just pants.
December 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
They should have stopped after Raiders of the Lost Ark. The rest are just pants.
All sorts after my nuts today.
December 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
All sorts after my nuts today.
@adamfoot.dev Hi adam - any reason why the Freeview channel list cannot be added/and or selected as default? Specifically the guide is missing Talking Pictures TV.
December 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
@adamfoot.dev Hi adam - any reason why the Freeview channel list cannot be added/and or selected as default? Specifically the guide is missing Talking Pictures TV.
Blitzed the house, done my ironing. Now the cat and I will be watching movies and snoozing all day. Not my idea, the cat is the master, I am but a slave to his wishes.
December 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Blitzed the house, done my ironing. Now the cat and I will be watching movies and snoozing all day. Not my idea, the cat is the master, I am but a slave to his wishes.
Beautiful People (Original Club Mix) by Barbara Tucker on Apple Music
Song · 2009 · Duration 9:28
music.apple.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’m giving these a go for NYE.
December 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’m giving these a go for NYE.
Just had a lovely long bath. That Jo Malone knows her stuff. I smell all Oud'y and mysterious....
December 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Just had a lovely long bath. That Jo Malone knows her stuff. I smell all Oud'y and mysterious....
50 mile ride this morning, now for bacon rolls and a day of Stranger Things.
December 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM
50 mile ride this morning, now for bacon rolls and a day of Stranger Things.
Have to say, this is the first Christmas I haven't enjoyed at all. Really quite depressed with the world as is, feels fake.
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Have to say, this is the first Christmas I haven't enjoyed at all. Really quite depressed with the world as is, feels fake.
It wouldn't be Christmas without Doug McClure being chased by dinosaurs.
December 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It wouldn't be Christmas without Doug McClure being chased by dinosaurs.
Just watching Top of The Pops. I think Mr De Burgh had a love child....
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just watching Top of The Pops. I think Mr De Burgh had a love child....
Forgot the blinis and needed more cream. Why did I just spend £147? Fucking Christmas marketing.
December 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Forgot the blinis and needed more cream. Why did I just spend £147? Fucking Christmas marketing.
-5c tomorrow. At least with a bit of frost it should resemble Christmas and not a mild Spring.
December 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM
-5c tomorrow. At least with a bit of frost it should resemble Christmas and not a mild Spring.
Farage: Handing out Christmas presents
Polanski: At Calais visiting migrants
Easy choice really.
Polanski: At Calais visiting migrants
Easy choice really.
December 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Farage: Handing out Christmas presents
Polanski: At Calais visiting migrants
Easy choice really.
Polanski: At Calais visiting migrants
Easy choice really.
I just fell in love with Elizabeth Olson, in her latest film role, Eternity.
So beautiful, funny and clever.
So beautiful, funny and clever.
December 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I just fell in love with Elizabeth Olson, in her latest film role, Eternity.
So beautiful, funny and clever.
So beautiful, funny and clever.
Play this if:
1. You want to fall asleep.
2. Block out all in-laws.
3. Reduce cortisol levels.
4. Feel like you were transported to a log cabin in Finland, with the snow falling outside a log fire crackling and the best hot chocolate is in your hand.
music.apple.com/gb/playlist/...
1. You want to fall asleep.
2. Block out all in-laws.
3. Reduce cortisol levels.
4. Feel like you were transported to a log cabin in Finland, with the snow falling outside a log fire crackling and the best hot chocolate is in your hand.
music.apple.com/gb/playlist/...
Silent Night - Classical Christmas Piano Hits on Apple Music
Playlist · 60 Songs
music.apple.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Play this if:
1. You want to fall asleep.
2. Block out all in-laws.
3. Reduce cortisol levels.
4. Feel like you were transported to a log cabin in Finland, with the snow falling outside a log fire crackling and the best hot chocolate is in your hand.
music.apple.com/gb/playlist/...
1. You want to fall asleep.
2. Block out all in-laws.
3. Reduce cortisol levels.
4. Feel like you were transported to a log cabin in Finland, with the snow falling outside a log fire crackling and the best hot chocolate is in your hand.
music.apple.com/gb/playlist/...
December 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It’s insane out there. I only went to pick up a bow tie from M&S and had to break up a fight in the car park and tell a lady off for having no manners. Calm the fuck down.
December 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It’s insane out there. I only went to pick up a bow tie from M&S and had to break up a fight in the car park and tell a lady off for having no manners. Calm the fuck down.
Oh that's sad. RIP Chris Rea.
December 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Oh that's sad. RIP Chris Rea.
All shopped out for cheese and treats. No lunch, as my fav restaurant was shut for some reason. So got an early train back.
Feet up now, time for A Christmas Carol...
Marley was dead: to begin with.
Feet up now, time for A Christmas Carol...
Marley was dead: to begin with.
December 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
All shopped out for cheese and treats. No lunch, as my fav restaurant was shut for some reason. So got an early train back.
Feet up now, time for A Christmas Carol...
Marley was dead: to begin with.
Feet up now, time for A Christmas Carol...
Marley was dead: to begin with.