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@misternopenope.bsky.social
Beginner Artist, Possibly on Hiatus, Purveyor of Thiccness 🔞 NSFW Artist, No Minors Allowed! Comm Status: N/A
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Heyyy everyone! For those who don’t know me, I’m a relatively new artist trying to get out of my hiatus. In the meantime, here’s some art I’ve drawn!
This is PERFECT
a girl with long red hair and blue eyes is standing in front of a door .
ALT: a girl with long red hair and blue eyes is standing in front of a door .
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January 12, 2026 at 8:24 AM
This is PERFECT
AMAZING design, first and foremost, but now you have the opportunity to do something really funny…
January 11, 2026 at 3:20 AM
AMAZING design, first and foremost, but now you have the opportunity to do something really funny…
(No idea why I did this, but now I almost want to do it with the others ;-;)
January 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
(No idea why I did this, but now I almost want to do it with the others ;-;)
Let’s say that the average person is 5’8. A 2.5 ft depth would constitute around 40-45% of that person’s total height, meaning if somebody dove in after that controller, they’d sink down to their upper abdomen! So in other words… it might be a good idea to let Sylvia find that controller herself…
a girl with long blonde hair covering her mouth with her hands
ALT: a girl with long blonde hair covering her mouth with her hands
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January 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Let’s say that the average person is 5’8. A 2.5 ft depth would constitute around 40-45% of that person’s total height, meaning if somebody dove in after that controller, they’d sink down to their upper abdomen! So in other words… it might be a good idea to let Sylvia find that controller herself…
Alrighty, time for some vague math:
The average controller is around seven inches wide, and with that knowledge we can estimate the width and depth of Sylvia’s “special place” to be around 40 inches wide and 30 inches deep! That’s 3.33 feet wide and 2.5 feet deep! But that’s not the crazy part;
The average controller is around seven inches wide, and with that knowledge we can estimate the width and depth of Sylvia’s “special place” to be around 40 inches wide and 30 inches deep! That’s 3.33 feet wide and 2.5 feet deep! But that’s not the crazy part;
January 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Alrighty, time for some vague math:
The average controller is around seven inches wide, and with that knowledge we can estimate the width and depth of Sylvia’s “special place” to be around 40 inches wide and 30 inches deep! That’s 3.33 feet wide and 2.5 feet deep! But that’s not the crazy part;
The average controller is around seven inches wide, and with that knowledge we can estimate the width and depth of Sylvia’s “special place” to be around 40 inches wide and 30 inches deep! That’s 3.33 feet wide and 2.5 feet deep! But that’s not the crazy part;
Plot twist: her name changes every month or so to keep the rival delinquents off her tail
a close up of a girl 's face with a surprised look on it
ALT: a close up of a girl 's face with a surprised look on it
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January 7, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Plot twist: her name changes every month or so to keep the rival delinquents off her tail
SHE’S BACK!!
a girl covering her face with her hands in a restaurant
ALT: a girl covering her face with her hands in a restaurant
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January 7, 2026 at 3:54 PM
SHE’S BACK!!
THAT IS NOT A BAD THING
THAT IS IN FACT A VERY GREAT AND AWESOME THING
THAT IS IN FACT A VERY GREAT AND AWESOME THING
a drawing of a girl with blonde hair making a funny face
ALT: a drawing of a girl with blonde hair making a funny face
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January 6, 2026 at 1:38 AM
THAT IS NOT A BAD THING
THAT IS IN FACT A VERY GREAT AND AWESOME THING
THAT IS IN FACT A VERY GREAT AND AWESOME THING
Headcanon: whatever IQ doesn’t fit inside Sylvia’s massive noggin, she stores in her buns. In other words, a smart ass
(I’m sorry)
(I’m sorry)
a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
ALT: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
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January 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Headcanon: whatever IQ doesn’t fit inside Sylvia’s massive noggin, she stores in her buns. In other words, a smart ass
(I’m sorry)
(I’m sorry)
THIS IS AMAZING~
Idk WHY a Maplemash crossover wasn’t on my bingo, you draw hyper fat raccoon booty ass very well…
Idk WHY a Maplemash crossover wasn’t on my bingo, you draw hyper fat raccoon booty ass very well…
a close up of a girl with blue hair and purple eyes
ALT: a close up of a girl with blue hair and purple eyes
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January 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
THIS IS AMAZING~
Idk WHY a Maplemash crossover wasn’t on my bingo, you draw hyper fat raccoon booty ass very well…
Idk WHY a Maplemash crossover wasn’t on my bingo, you draw hyper fat raccoon booty ass very well…
Also seeing more Bridgette and Mary is peak cuz they’re amazing :)
January 1, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Also seeing more Bridgette and Mary is peak cuz they’re amazing :)
Taller is better, always…….
a girl with purple hair is wearing a white and black shirt
ALT: a girl with purple hair is wearing a white and black shirt
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January 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Taller is better, always…….
Since everyone’s coming back to Bluesky again, hi! Gonna start practicing my drawing skills for next year in hopes I’ll have an actual skillset next time around!
Heyyy everyone! For those who don’t know me, I’m a relatively new artist trying to get out of my hiatus. In the meantime, here’s some art I’ve drawn!
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Since everyone’s coming back to Bluesky again, hi! Gonna start practicing my drawing skills for next year in hopes I’ll have an actual skillset next time around!
BY ALL MEANS—
a person in a spider-man costume is taking a selfie with their hands outstretched .
ALT: a person in a spider-man costume is taking a selfie with their hands outstretched .
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December 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
BY ALL MEANS—
Reasonable and epic reaction to massively thick thighs
a girl with blue hair giving a thumbs up
ALT: a girl with blue hair giving a thumbs up
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December 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Reasonable and epic reaction to massively thick thighs
Yesssss, more dough— I mean doe
a close up of a cartoon girl with pink hair and purple eyes smiling .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon girl with pink hair and purple eyes smiling .
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December 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Yesssss, more dough— I mean doe
More Khrysty art wahoo yippie (now back to our scheduled programming—)
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY— Hey so I need a mattress for this coming winter but they’re very expensive so just to y’know save money and all this festive season I was wondering if maybe possibly I could sleep on all that
(I’m normal)
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY— Hey so I need a mattress for this coming winter but they’re very expensive so just to y’know save money and all this festive season I was wondering if maybe possibly I could sleep on all that
(I’m normal)
a drawing of a girl with pigtails covering her face
ALT: a drawing of a girl with pigtails covering her face
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December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
More Khrysty art wahoo yippie (now back to our scheduled programming—)
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY— Hey so I need a mattress for this coming winter but they’re very expensive so just to y’know save money and all this festive season I was wondering if maybe possibly I could sleep on all that
(I’m normal)
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY— Hey so I need a mattress for this coming winter but they’re very expensive so just to y’know save money and all this festive season I was wondering if maybe possibly I could sleep on all that
(I’m normal)
EXACTLYYY
Gotta draw more lads with the butts so big that when they bend over in front of you they lift ya off the ground!
(I’m normal about hyper bottom femboys I swear)
Gotta draw more lads with the butts so big that when they bend over in front of you they lift ya off the ground!
(I’m normal about hyper bottom femboys I swear)
a girl with purple hair is wearing a white and black shirt
ALT: a girl with purple hair is wearing a white and black shirt
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November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
EXACTLYYY
Gotta draw more lads with the butts so big that when they bend over in front of you they lift ya off the ground!
(I’m normal about hyper bottom femboys I swear)
Gotta draw more lads with the butts so big that when they bend over in front of you they lift ya off the ground!
(I’m normal about hyper bottom femboys I swear)
My honest reaction
a blurry picture of a cat laying on the ground looking at the camera .
ALT: a blurry picture of a cat laying on the ground looking at the camera .
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November 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My honest reaction
Don’t think I’d be able to get off with that wobble wagon smushing me flat!
a small dog sitting on the edge of a couch looking at the camera
ALT: a small dog sitting on the edge of a couch looking at the camera
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November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Don’t think I’d be able to get off with that wobble wagon smushing me flat!
Me having a mental crisis when I can’t find the specific reaction gif to add to my post
a girl with pink hair has a blue circle in her eyes
ALT: a girl with pink hair has a blue circle in her eyes
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November 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Me having a mental crisis when I can’t find the specific reaction gif to add to my post
Oh my
That’s a lot of soda storage
That’s a lot of soda storage
a girl with blue hair and a flower in her hair covering her face with her hands
ALT: a girl with blue hair and a flower in her hair covering her face with her hands
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November 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Oh my
That’s a lot of soda storage
That’s a lot of soda storage
How much inventory are we talking?
(Visual learner by the way)
(Visual learner by the way)
a girl with long blonde hair and horns is wearing a maid outfit and tie .
ALT: a girl with long blonde hair and horns is wearing a maid outfit and tie .
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November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
How much inventory are we talking?
(Visual learner by the way)
(Visual learner by the way)
Woah, are we talking full coverage here? ‘Cause it’s starting to get cold out and, well, just saying……
a drawing of a girl with blonde hair making a funny face
ALT: a drawing of a girl with blonde hair making a funny face
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November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Woah, are we talking full coverage here? ‘Cause it’s starting to get cold out and, well, just saying……