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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 1d

I was doing a crossword earlier and the clue was “All-star ______ Tatum” and for about 15 minutes all I could rustle up was “Drederick”

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 1d

There was a pretty good Jays game on though

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 3d

Attn @thelouvreof.bsky.social

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 6d

“The guy on the right is looking for the jewel thieves” is the new “OJ is looking for the real killer”

Carrie Tait @carrietait.bsky.social · 6d

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 6d

I want to go to there

Rawhide Kobayashi @rawhidekobe.bsky.social · 6d

Come over I have 3 Costco pizzas and 21 tecates we're gonna smoke cigarettes and listen to motley crue and watch das boot

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 7d

It also works miracles in your microwave…

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 28d

I keep this on my phone for just such occasions.

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 29d

It’s about ethics in something-something, obvs

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · Sep 25

Blown call or not, this should be investigated. Isn’t Springer a bit of an expert on cheating?

Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · Sep 24

In the late 90s mine did the same but with Willam from Mallrats yelling “You know what? There is no Easter Bunny!”

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · Sep 24

I thought that “Gwar really crossed a line” thing was gonna be hard to beat this week, but this one might just be a contender…

Entertainment Weekly @ew.com · Sep 24

Meghan McCain slammed Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's daughter, Violet Affleck, over her UN speech: 'This is why people hate nepo babies,' the daughter of Sen. John McCain said.

Meghan McCain slams nepo babies over Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner's daughter's UN speech

Meghan McCain slammed Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's daughter, Violet Affleck, over her UN speech: 'This is why people hate nepo babies,' the daughter of Sen. John McCain said.

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · Sep 21

I saw a stage version a couple of years ago and this was turned into audience participation, also on a profound misreading.

Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · Sep 18

“How was I supposed to know there’s an actual person out there named Joe Vigilante?!?!”

- Bill McNeal

Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · Sep 18

You used your regular browser? My condolences for your algorithm…

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · Sep 14

@harvilla.bsky.social I was listening to the Amy Winehouse episode this morning and I gotta say, that sxsw show definitely happened, because if it didn’t then where did I take this photo?

Amy Winehouse performing at South by Southwest 2007

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · Sep 14

Gotta create a distraction at Castle Anthrax

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · Sep 13

People who say you can tell the crappiest drivers by their Jets plates obviously haven’t encountered any of those snowmobile plates

Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · Sep 12

Mine’s Sports Night but this is a good answer.

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · Sep 12

Hehheheh you said “log”

Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · Sep 11

The Pogues tonight was the best rock and roll show in a considerably long time.

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · Aug 28

Welp, it was a good run

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · Aug 20

(I suppose the trade-off is that Frank does too)

Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · Aug 20

I watched s17e01 last night and thought “Dennis looks exactly like he always has why hasn’t he gained the same amount of weight the rest of us have over the years?”

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · Aug 19

1. Tommy Pham is a doofus
2. Part of me thinks bat flipping a BB is hilarious
3. I don’t care for the Blue Jays
4. Chanting “USA! USA!” always makes the world laugh at you, no matter what the context

Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · Aug 16

Had the exact same experience with them a month ago.

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