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Franklin P. Smearcase
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"That's one of the tragedies of this life - that the men who are most in need of a beating up are always enormous."
Though arguably also
July 8, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Runner up
July 8, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I knew the Pine Barrens would be here!
July 8, 2024 at 10:20 PM
July 8, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Nope!
July 6, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Oh right. This thing.
July 6, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I moved *back* to a red state after 25 years in coastal blue. I’m a reasonably far to the left queer Jew and…I’m home. So I feel this extra hard.
November 23, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Oh, sorrow.
November 17, 2023 at 12:15 AM
I've decided to make an analogy here of how in British English you can say "chat to" to mean "chat with" and am reading this as nobody has sex with Rush, which I can't blame anyone for not doing.
November 17, 2023 at 12:13 AM
This is a silly question but is this in the print edition? I don't need another subscription right now but might buy a copy of the magazine to read the full article. Also, jeez, the responses on here....good to be mostly off social media.
November 14, 2023 at 4:04 PM
The fine-ass solution. [am jew, can make this joke, we have no hell to speak of]
October 23, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Knit! Knit like the wind!
October 23, 2023 at 5:30 PM
Tron, though.
October 22, 2023 at 1:33 PM