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MisterStampy

@misterstampy.bsky.social

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Full of concentrated shitposting, food opinions, and occasional political commentary. Hire me, I'm funny!

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MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 8m

Give SPROOSE MOAR soup! SPROOSE SOUP VIDEOS heal the ENTIRE intertubes!

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MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 9m

"Dear FSU. I'm willing to take on the challenge of coaching your team for $1m annually, no bonuses, with a 10 year contract. I'll be running a LOT of wheel routes, draw plays, counters, and TE seams. On defense, I'll be reverting to Spurrier's 3-3-5."

MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 14m

I mean, true or not, WHO is FSU going to hire to take over this apparent dumpster fire, and HOW much are they going to have to pay them? I mean, at this point, I'd sign the contract, crap the bed in two years, and soak them for the rest of my buyout, since that seems to be the current strategy.

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MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 1h

YUKI WITH YOINTS!!!

NANDO!!!!!

MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 2h

I'll literally take a tenth of what Napier was getting to be mediocre.

MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 2h

www.espn.com/college-foot...

RANK NAVY YOU COWARDS!!!

Tide, Dawgs into AP top 5; Vandy soars to No. 10

The SEC again has half of the top 10 in the AP Top 25 college football poll as Alabama and Georgia rose to No. 4 and No. 5, respectively, and Vandy soared to No. 10.

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MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 3h

I feel this in trying to replace a ceiling fan in a pre-owned property...

MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 3h

I mean, a waffle iron is essentially a lumpy sammich press. You'd need to cut the bread to fit, and probably turn the sammich 180 degrees halfway to get proper meltage, but, yeah. Also, you get WAFFLE BUMPS!!!

MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 4h

a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !

ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !

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MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 4h

Waffle Iron Cubanos, anyone?

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MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 4h

Came here to say this. Also, waffle irons make a fantastic sammich press.

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MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 5h

Is this REALLY a question? #1 ALL the way.

MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 17h

I mean, if it's anything like his race strategy...

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MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 18h

WHY YUO NO SHARE BUTT PORK WIF OSCARS?!?

MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 18h

*TWO* SCOOPS OF NESQUIK?!? ARE YOU MAD!!!

MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 18h

Look who's trending!

Google search trend for 'Hugh Freeze Buyout' in the last 24 hours

MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 18h

Man, don't fuck with my Zen like that!

MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 18h

Hugh Freeze couldn't organize a one-car parade.

MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 18h

Much as I'd like to see the Freezer get shitcanned tonight and put on a plane to, say, El Paso, I'd also love for him to give the Barners hope enough to struggle to 7-5, and keep him around.

MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 19h

Yeah, taking the automatic zero on this one. I think my GPA can handle it given my track record so far this season.

MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 19h

an elderly man with a mustache is sitting in a living room .

ALT: an elderly man with a mustache is sitting in a living room .

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MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 21h

Hey now! My Atlanta United tried HARD to snatch defeat from the jaws of mediocrity today...

MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 22h

God help the surgeon who drew the short straw on THIS one...

MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 23h

I'm here for the Lane Pain Train.

MisterStampy @misterstampy.bsky.social · 23h

I'm in favor of the Growlin' Spruces...