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𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍨 𝘓𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘫𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦- 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘰𝘭' 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢! 𝘢 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘣𝘺 #𝐑ᴀᴠᴇɴ𝐇ᴇx

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𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Dec 6

𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗽𝘀?
𝘙𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘣𝘰𝘸 𝘚𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘭𝘦?
𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘴𝘬𝘰𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘔𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦?
𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘕𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯?
𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘖𝘭' 𝘍𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘝𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢?!
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬, 𝙡𝙞𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘆 𝘀𝗽𝗹𝗶𝘁!

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · 26d

French vanilla butter pecan chocolate deluxe!

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · 26d

ATTA GIRL.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Aug 21

shoves a bomb pop down your throat..

GAG BITCH

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Feb 27

drown your existential dread in a scoop of ice cream.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Feb 25

he's backed up with vanilla icing.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Feb 25

lick that ice cream off deez nuts.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 14

got some yellow snow
cones for you fuckers!

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 6

sounds like a jolly good time!

╴𝘳𝘰𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘺 @thetemplant.bsky.social · Jan 6

I like to face-fuck people with my fists.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 6

sure! if you'd like.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 6

sure! if you'd like.

╴𝘳𝘰𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘺 @thetemplant.bsky.social · Jan 6

Is that a metaphor for ass kicking?

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 5

as it concerns his competition, if
you can't beat em, face fuck 'em!

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 5

as it concerns his competition, if
you can't beat em, face fuck 'em!

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 4

the grille of my truck
is marketed towards
them when going 60
mph in a schoolzone.

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · Jan 4

I thought ice cream was mainly marketed towards them.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 4

i serve adults only.
kids are fuckin' scabs.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 4

i serve adults only.
kids are fuckin' scabs.

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · Jan 4

Is that what you call it? Guess the parents must like that one too.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 4

oh, yes! everyone loves my special
blend of 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐓 𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐒 in their ice cream!

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 4

oh, yes! everyone loves my special
blend of 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐓 𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐒 in their ice cream!

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · Jan 4

Like the nuts one? Heard about that.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 4

business is booming!
i've been experimenting
with all new flavors and
the patrons love it so!

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 4

business is booming!
i've been experimenting
with all new flavors and
the patrons love it so!

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · Jan 4

Thanks, Ricky.
( Happy about the exchange, Ryder dropped the human teeth into the open hand then took the cigarette. )
How's business?

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 3

thanks, pal.

one "candy" cigarette in exchange.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 4

perhaps . . we got off on the wrong foot.
names rick. i'm a . . local . . ice cream man.
a private purveyor, unaffiliated with those
large chains therefore unequipped to
provide you with such flavors. you understand.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 3

thanks, pal.

one "candy" cigarette in exchange.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 3

THIS
ISN'T
BASKIN
FUCKIN'
ROBBIBS,
PUMPKIN
FUCKER!

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 3

you know i do, john.

you know i do.

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · Jan 3

I don't like ice cream. You got a cigarette?

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 3

i've got ice cream, as always!
or fresh organs, but perhaps
thats an acquired interest . .

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 3

i see her quite often. all the time infact!
she's always been very welcoming to me!

𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 ⁠♡ @hoparoundbun.bsky.social · Jan 3

lucy, love lucy. ⁠♡

she's only a friend i can see every once in a while, though.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 3

i like the way you think, little bunny!

say, ever met a girl named lucy?

she's usually in the sky with diamonds!

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 3

i like the way you think, little bunny!

say, ever met a girl named lucy?

she's usually in the sky with diamonds!

𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 ⁠♡ @hoparoundbun.bsky.social · Jan 3

it's not-

i guess fair.

take some to cut the good stuff and increase profits.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 3

glad you warned me!

i was about to start
snorting like crazy!

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 3

glad you warned me!

i was about to start
snorting like crazy!

𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 ⁠♡ @hoparoundbun.bsky.social · Jan 3

aaaand she got flour all over her.

lovely.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 3

who wants to suck my balls!?

new ice cream balls now available!

listen for the jingle, my balls

will make your tongue tingle!

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Jan 3

i've got ice cream, as always!
or fresh organs, but perhaps
thats an acquired interest . .

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · Jan 3

I've got some. What can you offer me for them?

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣! 🍦 @mistersweet.bsky.social · Dec 11

anyone have any spare teeth?