Mistress Lagertha Queen of Evil - B’day 21st Jan
@mistresslagertha.com
Actual traditional BDSM Dominatrix & Alt Counsellor • In person, phone & online bookings only via my website • Extra content links can be found on my website or my Hubzter • don’t fall for scammers • like, comment & repost me 💋
www.mistresslagertha.com
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Change 1:
As of today 1/1/26
I will only offer one in person session a month that is a total of 12 opportunities only in a year, when the months pass the availability will reduce for the rest of the year! Book them or miss out!!
I am limiting access, so I can balance health and work better.
As of today 1/1/26
I will only offer one in person session a month that is a total of 12 opportunities only in a year, when the months pass the availability will reduce for the rest of the year! Book them or miss out!!
I am limiting access, so I can balance health and work better.
And similar the year before lol
January 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
And similar the year before lol
*life not live, autowrong strikes again.
January 17, 2026 at 4:56 PM
*life not live, autowrong strikes again.
Move on and enjoy life without them. If they have ghosted you then chances are they never saw you as a priority in their live which means you likely deserve better.
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Move on and enjoy life without them. If they have ghosted you then chances are they never saw you as a priority in their live which means you likely deserve better.
🤣 ‘cute’ is not normally used to describe me, but I’ll accept the compliment.
January 17, 2026 at 4:51 PM
🤣 ‘cute’ is not normally used to describe me, but I’ll accept the compliment.
4.5 days until my birthday get my gifts ordered!!
January 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
4.5 days until my birthday get my gifts ordered!!
On the subject of the UK, we can’t access sites that are considered banned here, meaning folk can only access using a VPN so maybe worth not limiting access to a whole country - food for thought.
January 17, 2026 at 4:33 PM
On the subject of the UK, we can’t access sites that are considered banned here, meaning folk can only access using a VPN so maybe worth not limiting access to a whole country - food for thought.
Nice colour
January 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Nice colour
Finally had undistracted time to sit and watch ‘Chief of War’ and just WOW, definitely a must watch!
Massive respect to all cast and crew
Massive respect to all cast and crew
January 15, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Finally had undistracted time to sit and watch ‘Chief of War’ and just WOW, definitely a must watch!
Massive respect to all cast and crew
Massive respect to all cast and crew
With maybe a token looking dip stick handle to it 😈😁
January 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
With maybe a token looking dip stick handle to it 😈😁
😈🤣 pear of anguish it is then 😁
January 15, 2026 at 10:51 PM
😈🤣 pear of anguish it is then 😁
Ooo that would do damage if made wrong
January 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Ooo that would do damage if made wrong
Thank you for your comment, I will reveal why I asked when more add theirs.
January 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Thank you for your comment, I will reveal why I asked when more add theirs.
subs who worship my legs
January 15, 2026 at 10:03 PM
subs who worship my legs
RS with a photo where you aren’t the least bit menacing (this as close as I get to that 🤣😈😇)
January 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
RS with a photo where you aren’t the least bit menacing (this as close as I get to that 🤣😈😇)
So a colon snake for you then
January 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
So a colon snake for you then
Usually of the gloved finger variety
January 15, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Usually of the gloved finger variety
To the men of bsky
Which are you?
A. Front to back arse wipers
B. Back to front arse wipers
C. Wing it and prey types
D. Any combo of douch, enema, moist wipes, bidet sprayer
Answers by reply
Which are you?
A. Front to back arse wipers
B. Back to front arse wipers
C. Wing it and prey types
D. Any combo of douch, enema, moist wipes, bidet sprayer
Answers by reply
January 15, 2026 at 6:15 PM
To the men of bsky
Which are you?
A. Front to back arse wipers
B. Back to front arse wipers
C. Wing it and prey types
D. Any combo of douch, enema, moist wipes, bidet sprayer
Answers by reply
Which are you?
A. Front to back arse wipers
B. Back to front arse wipers
C. Wing it and prey types
D. Any combo of douch, enema, moist wipes, bidet sprayer
Answers by reply
Anal inspection identifies the slackers before potential issues even present themselves.
January 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Anal inspection identifies the slackers before potential issues even present themselves.
Snort 🤣🤣🤣
January 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Snort 🤣🤣🤣
Consider this you kick 😉
January 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Consider this you kick 😉
I can hear the moans of humiliation joy as their ass twangs off the spring pmfl 🤣🤣🤣
January 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I can hear the moans of humiliation joy as their ass twangs off the spring pmfl 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you x
January 14, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Thank you x
Not sure if I’m in your lists, as I mass followed.
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Not sure if I’m in your lists, as I mass followed.
bsky.app
January 14, 2026 at 4:44 PM
You have a week to get birthday gifts to me!
My Amazon wishlist for the unknowing among you, it even delivers to my door 😉
www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...
My Amazon wishlist for the unknowing among you, it even delivers to my door 😉
www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.co.uk
January 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
You have a week to get birthday gifts to me!
My Amazon wishlist for the unknowing among you, it even delivers to my door 😉
www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...
My Amazon wishlist for the unknowing among you, it even delivers to my door 😉
www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...