Mistress Lagertha Queen of Evil
@mistresslagertha.com
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Actual traditional BDSM Dominatrix & Alt Counsellor • In person & online bookings only via my website • Extra content links can be found on my website or my Hubzter • like, comment & repost me 💋 www.mistresslagertha.com
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Welcome & thanks for the follow - you can find my content by following the links below...

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Mistress Lagertha
Mistress Lagertha a Professional British Dominatrix in the West Midlands
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Bit better today, but that could be because of no talking or laughing which its causing the most pain.
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This was someone who cleans for a living, so I wrongly assumed they knew not to mix chemicals!

Thankfully I was in a different room of the house so it wasn’t as bad as it could have been (no chemical burns to my throat) but it still effected my breathing which is still painful 5 days later.
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Recovering from an accidental toxic gas poisoning!

Warning to all don’t let help aka subs mix bathroom cleaners 🙄😳 NEVER use bleach with any other cleaning product at the same time. Ffs
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I was in stitches, it was better than the session itself which was fun.
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Ended up with the sub I call colin using needle tweezers to pick up micro bits of uv wax from the carpet because he couldn’t not wait to go to the loo 😈🤣🤣🤣
Apparently it was going great on the stairs, and he thinks it’s superb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😈
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I have a desire for ‘need it’ sexy underwear - £98 for the two, you buy on or both for me I’ll send you the first photos in it 😁
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Watch the 1994 original The Crow if you haven’t already. And The Witches of Eastwick.
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A very dear friend died at the weekend, so I got myself made up and went out to celebrate their existence and wonderful friendship. RIP gig buddy, bisexual bestie and chief mischief and shenanigans friend … I will miss you greatly 💜🕯️
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Not bad for a first attempt from a play sub at painting my toe nails, always room for improvement.
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My other leathery gift arrived 🤩😍
I’ll post a picture when I have a suitable one for you pervs
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If you want my services EARN THE RIGHT to them!!!!
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Currently horrified at the behaviour of most so called subs recently - demanding, trying to just use us, and pestering!

You do NOT demand anything!
Have respect enough to PAY for our services!
The more you pester without respect or payment the LESS attention you will get!
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For those who never listened when we told you the first time, heres the government petition about the online safety act giving away peoples data to un licenced companies abroad!

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
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Mancherster was fun, got home grown food cooked for evening meal and lunch the next day, you can so taste the difference.
And the Trafford centre is bonkers.
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Right then underlings, those of you in or near Manchester, have the chance to take me for lunch and contribute to my personal shopping trip. I am heading north for the day
a woman is walking down a sidewalk with shopping bags and the words let 's go shopping
ALT: a woman is walking down a sidewalk with shopping bags and the words let 's go shopping
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Some of my leather present has arrived 😁
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Sadly the most recent photo’s I have (and they are great photos) are ones that can’t be shared, the toy is too shy lol
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Your opinions wanted on platforms censoring titles/honourifics? The UK’s online safety act applies to images (including emoji) audio and video, straight from the mouth of ofcom the written word isn’t included. So why am I being asked to remove “Mistress” from my trading name & profile identifiers??
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Just spoken with someone from @makelovenotporn.bsky.social who has just told me about their special focus on #disabled content makers, I know I have some fellow disabled followers who might be interested in it.
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Quite excited, finally a late birthday present of lots of yummy leather is finally on its way to me 🥰